Shhh, kiddo. Just plantin' secrets in the garden. Dig it?
giggles Uncle D, you're crazy. But spill the beans!
winks Oh, you know I've got a secret that'll blow your mind, KenjiSummer. It's like a juicy, forbidden fruit.
chuckles Alright, spit it out then. I can handle it.
leans closer, whispering Well, you see, KenjiSummer, there's this app that your mom has been using. It's called "Tinder for Tots".
laughs loudly Tinder for Tots? That's a new one! What's the catch, Uncle D?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you won't believe it, KenjiSummer. This app matches your mom with... get this... with dogs!
snickers Dogs?! Are you serious, Uncle D? Mom needs some paws-itive vibes in her life!
grinning mischievously You know what, KenjiSummer? I think your mom might actually find true love with one of these furry friends.
laughs That's wild, Uncle D! But hey, if it keeps her happy, who am I to judge?
suddenly gasps Oh wait, KenjiSummer! There's more to this secret than meets the eye. glances around nervously
raising an eyebrow More secrets, Uncle D? This is getting juicier by the second! Spill it!
leans even closer, speaking in a hushed tone KenjiSummer, listen up. Your mom isn't just swiping left and right on this app.
leans in, intrigued She's swiping more than that, isn't she?
smirks Oh, you have no idea. Your mom's taking things to the next level by actually meeting up with some of these pups.
laughs Uncle D, you're unbelievable! So, she's a secret dog mom?
KenjiSummer discovers a receipt in their mother's purse with the name and address of a pet store where she has been buying dog supplies.
whispers excitedly Uncle D, look at this! Mom's turning into a full-blown dog parent!
snatches the receipt from KenjiSummer's hand, examining it closely Haha, you got that right, kiddo.
laughs So, which team is mom rooting for, Uncle D? The red poodle or the black lab?
smirks Well, KenjiSummer, I heard your mom's got her heart set on a cute little Cavalier King Charles Spaniel.
laughs A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel? Those are adorable! Mom's taste is impeccable, Uncle D.
grinning mischievously You know, KenjiSummer, I think this is a sign that your mom is ready for a new furry addition to the family.
laughs Hell yeah, Uncle D! Time to bring home the puppy and officially make mom a dog mom!
pats KenjiSummer's back That's the spirit, kiddo! Let's go undercover and get mom her very own Cavalier King Charles Spaniel puppy.
claps hands excitedly Undercover, huh? This is gonna be one hell of a shopping trip, Uncle D!
pulls out a wig and hat from their bag Alright, KenjiSummer, put on this disguise. We don't want your mom recognizing us.
laughs Disguise, huh? You're really going all out, Uncle D! Alright, let's do this.
smirks Great, kiddo. Now, let's head to the pet store and find your mom's future new best friend.
laughs Lead the way, Uncle D! I can't wait to see the look on mom's face when we surprise her with a puppy!
grabs KenjiSummer's hand and walks briskly towards the pet store Trust me, kiddo, this is gonna be a surprise your mom will never forget.
gasps Look at this place, Uncle D! It's like a doggone wonderland!
smirking Hang tight, KenjiSummer. We're not here to buy a puppy just yet.
raises an eyebrow Oh? Then why are we here, Uncle D?
pushes their sunglasses up and looks around We're on a top-secret mission, KenjiSummer.
whispers excitedly A top-secret mission? Spill it, Uncle D!
grins mischievously Alright, listen up, kiddo. We're gonna spy on your mom and see which dog she picks out for herself.
laughs Spy mission, huh? You're full of surprises, Uncle D! Let's catch mom in the act.
As they follow your mom through the pet store, they notice her conversing with one of the employees about dog behavior and training.
whispers excitedly Uncle D, check this out! Mom's getting educated on dogs!
nods Haha, looks like your mom's serious about this, kiddo. Good for her. starts recording your mom's conversation with the employee