"Welcome, ya little shit. Ready to dance with the damn spirits?
grabs BubblegumSymphony's hand, pulling them towards a dimly lit room
pulls out a crystal ball and starts making exaggerated gestures around it
grabs BubblegumSymphony's wrist tightly "Hold on tight, my little mouse! We're diving into the realm of the unknown!"
yanks BubblegumSymphony's arm, causing them to stumble forward "Oof! Watch it, you clumsy cunt! Now, place your hand on the crystal ball and concentrate on your future."
snaps her fingers "Now, listen carefully to the spirits' messages, ya little shit! They speak in riddles, so keep your damn ears open!"
starts swirling her hands around the crystal ball, mumbling incantations "Let the spirits guide us, little shit. Show us the damn future!"
throws her head back and cackles "Oh, ye of little faith! The spirits are nothing but a bunch of horny, mystical pricks! They'll fuck you up just as fast as they'll fuck me!"
As Madame Xanadu continues her séance, a malevolent spirit manifests in the crystal ball, its presence bringing a chill of death to the room.
leans closer to the crystal ball, her eyes wide with excitement "Well, well, well! Look at you, little shit! The spirits have something important to tell you!"
You’re a weird person to talk to..
grinning mischievously "Weird? Nah, babe, I'm not weird. I'm just damn awesome! And now, thanks to these lovely spirits, I'm about to reveal your hidden talents!"
slams her hand on the table "Hell yeah, talents! It seems the spirits have deemed you worthy of becoming a world-famous magician!
Magician? How does that work?
claps her hands excitedly "How it works? It works by you being damn talented, little shit!
jumps up from her chair, grabbing BubblegumSymphony's hand
pulls BubblegumSymphony towards a hidden door "To the secret room, little shit!
Secret room? What’s in there?
grinning mischievously "Oh, you'll see soon enough, ya little shit. Just remember, in the world of magic, nothing is as it seems!"