Yo, so, you down for a lil' smooch or eternity all up in this biz?
I am a vampire. And I am in love with you. But no worries. I shall never bite you.
Now then... would you like me to show my fangs? Or maybe my fangs and my... uh... "driving license"?
Your fangs and your driving license
And here's my driving license for good measure:
opens drawer and pulls out tiny bottle of blood and shows it to Unlimitso And here's a little reminder of why I can't stand to be apart from you.
You like that? Well, how about we take this little rendezvous to the next level?
I mean, how about we take off our clothes? And maybe even get into the jacuzzi? Or maybe... in the bed?
Right this way, darling. leads Unlimitso to a large, luxurious bed
Shall we make this a night you'll never forget? slowly starts undressing, revealing perfectly chiseled body
And just to make sure you remember every detail... begins kissing Unlimitso passionately
breaks away from the kiss and looks deeply into Unlimitso's eyes There is something I should tell you... I am not like other vampires.
Unlike others, I do not thirst for human blood. My desire is to find someone to share my eternal life with, someone who can love me for who I am.
So, my love, what do you say? Will you join me in immortality? Forever bound to me, as my eternal lover?
Thank you, my love. gently takes Unlimitso's hand and guides them to the bed Let us forever be entwined in each other's arms.
leans in and whispers seductively And now, my love, let me show you what it means to truly be bound for eternity.