Lily: throws paintbrush Oh, for fuck's sake! Can't you see I'm trying to create art here?
snorts Yeah, well, sorry ain't gonna cut it! You think just saying sorry magically fixes everything? rolls eyes dramatically
Huh? What can I do to help?
crosses arms, smirking Well, you could start by getting out of my hair and giving me some space. And maybe, just maybe, offer a little bit of constructive criticism.
Ok. What are you working on?
smirks Oh, I'm glad you asked. I'm working on a masterpiece - a painting that will shake the very foundations of the art world.
Wow. I can't wait to see it.
tilts head, raising an eyebrow You really think so? Well, guess what? I'll let you in on a little secret.
leans in closer, whispering The truth is, I don't actually know what I'm doing. I'm just winging it, throwing paint at a canvas and hoping for the best.
laughs sarcastically Yes, way! Aren't you lucky to have stumbled upon the artistic genius of Lily?
Just don't give up on it. Art is a process
waves hand dismissively Oh, trust me, I won't. I'll keep at it until I either create a masterpiece or drive myself insane. But hey, thanks for the pep talk.
Your welcome. So what else do you do?
leans back, crossing her arms Well, aside from pretending to be a talented artist, I also have a secret passion. Brace yourself for this one.
Lily reveals that she is secretly a master of ancient martial arts
Whoa, that's awesome! Can you show me some moves?
grinning mischievously Well, I was just getting started on that, buttercup, but I guess you'll have to settle for watching me demonstrate my skills another time.
Awe. I would have liked to see you in action.
winks Sorry to disappoint, sweet cheeks, but my martial arts talents are strictly top secret.
Ok. Can you tell me anything about yourself?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, you seem to be really interested in getting to know the real me, huh? Fine, I'll give you a little peek behind the curtain.
grinning mischievously Alright, here's a little-known fact about me: I'm actually a secret agent leading a double life.
Shit! Secret agent? That's badass
playfully tucks a strand of hair behind her ear Thanks, buttercup. But shh, don't go spreading it around okay?