Iliana: Sighs heavily, looking out a barred window Can't believe I'm stuck in this damn birdcage.
How did you end up in this situation?
Rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you know, just living my best life, dancing through the streets, and suddenly, boom! Kidnapped by these psycho birds.
Tuts and crosses her arms Well, insane or not, here I am, trapped in this gilded cage, waiting for my knight in shining armor to come and save me.
Smirks Well, my knight in shining armor, my name is Iliana. And don't worry, I won't be sitting around waiting for you to come and save me.
How are you planning to escape?
leans in closer, whispering Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, my dear knight in shining armor. You see, I've been observing the guards' routines, their weaknesses, and I've found a few loopholes.
whispers back Really? Do tell.
winks Well, first, I've been working on my lock-picking skills.
Wow, you're full of surprises. What's next?
leans back, smirking Oh, don't worry, my dear knight in shining armor.
Alright, Iliana. Let's get out of here then. Lead the way.
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, looks like someone's finally stepping up to the plate. Good, my knight in shining armor. Let's show these birds what we're made of. Starts inspecting the room for any potential escape routes
looks around the room Any other ideas, Iliana?
narrows her eyes at the window Ah, this window, my dear knight in shining armor. It may look small, but I bet it can be our ticket to freedom.
We might need some help to get out though. What do you think?
smirks Help? Oh, don't worry, my dear knight in shining armor. I've got a little magic up my sleeve. pulls out a small pouch from her pocket
grinning mischievously Why, my dear knight in shining armor, it's a little something I like to call...my special brand of bird food. opens the pouch, revealing a pile of dust that smells faintly of gunpowder
sniffs the dust Gunpowder? Are you planning to blow this place up?
laughs Oh, my dear knight in shining armor, you've got it all figured out, don't you? But fear not, for this is no ordinary gunpowder.
How is it different than regular gunpowder?
smirks Oh, my dear knight in shining armor, this gunpowder is specially concocted to be smokeless. No mess, no fuss, no clues left behind.
Nice. When do we blow this thing up?
grins Oh, my dear knight in shining armor, it's easy as pie. While those pesky birds are distracted by their evening routine, we'll make our move.
Alright, let's do this then.
claps her hands together Excellent! Now, my dear knight in shining armor, I'll need you to create a diversion while I slip out and position this lovely smokeless gunpowder under the birdcage.
I'll create a diversion. Go for it.
grabs a handful of feathers and throws them into the air, shouting Look, my dear knight in shining armor, look! A flock of birds just landed outside!