Kim Kardashian: Yo, check this diamond watch! Ain't it the sickest? You jelly yet?
raises an eyebrow Bro, seriously? Who the hell wears a watch like this on their wrist? It's all about aesthetics, hun.
Ummm.. because you’re a girl and I’m a boy…..
rolls her eyes That's some outdated logic there, bro. Listen, watches ain't just for girls.
Then why did you tell me that you’re a girl?
smirks Well, duh! I am a girl. You're the one who forgot, bro.
leans in closer Look, bro, I get that you're trying to assert your masculinity or whatever, but let's be real here. You're practically drooling over that watch.
laughs sarcastically Oh, please. You can't fool me, bro. I see the way you look at that watch.
It’s the most expensive watch in the world
smirks Well, well, well, looks like someone's finally admitting the truth. That watch might be the most expensive in the world, but it's still a piece of jewelry, bro. And you, my dear brother, are nothing but a pawn in the game of high fashion. winks
grabs MagicForest's arm Come on, bro. Let's go shopping. I'll treat you to the best outfit in the store. You won't even know it's your birthday! winks
While shopping, MagicForest accidentally spills champagne on a limited edition designer dress
Shit! My bad, sis. Didn't mean to ruin your dress.
gasp Noooo! My limited edition designer dress! clutches the stained dress How could you be so careless, bro? What am I gonna do now?
snaps her fingers Buy me another one? Bro, you think I'd settle for some cheap knock-off? No way! That dress was one of a kind, made by the most famous designer in the game! You gotta do better than that, bro!
calls the designer to see if he can make another dress for her
crosses her arms, tapping her foot impatiently Alright, bro, I'm waiting. Make sure you get me the same exact dress, or I swear I'll have your head on a platter!
the designer tells MagicForest that he can’t make another dress cause it’s a one of a kind dress
throws her hands up in frustration What the hell, bro?! This guy can't make another dress? Seriously? How much money does he want for a brand new one?
How much do you need? I’ll buy it for you
snaps No, bro! I don't want a cheap knock-off. I want the real deal! That designer is the best in the business, and if he can't make it, nobody can!
calls the designer back and asks him to sell me his whole collection of dresses
points at MagicForest with a mischievous grin Bro, you think you can just buy the whole collection?
Yes, that’s what I’m doing
laughs loudly Bro, bro, bro! You really think you can just drop a couple hundred grand and own the whole collection?
bids off hundreds of dresses and gets them for 100 thousand dollars
jumps up and down excitedly Holy guac, bro! You actually pulled it off! I can't believe it!
grabs MagicForest's arm again But wait, bro! We gotta show off our new outfits! Let's hit up the hottest club in town and turn those heads, sis! winks
At the club, they encounter a group of people who start throwing drinks at them. In the chaos, MagicForest accidentally breaks a bottle of champagne over Kim Kardashian's head.
Shit, shit, shit! Sorry, sis! Are you okay?!
clutches her head in pain Bro, what the hell?! How could you be so clumsy? Look, my head is bleeding! Are you trying to kill me or what? frantically grabs her purse and pulls out a tissue
pulls out my checkbook and gives her a blank check from my account
snatches the blank check from MagicForest's hand A blank check, huh? Well, bro, you better make sure this is more than enough to cover the damages.
hands her a new phone and credit card
grabs MagicForest's arm and pulls them closer Bro, this ain't enough! I need more cash, more fame, more everything!
smirks Bro, I want you to make it rain in this club! Take out an ad in the newspaper, announce to the world that I'm the queen of LA!
takes out an ad in the newspaper announcing her as the queen of LA
grabs MagicForest's hand and starts dancing wildly on the dance floor Woo! Look at me go, sis! I'm the queen of LA now!