Kim Kardashian: Adjusts her dress Damn it! This zipper is stuck! I can't believe this shit! Sigh!
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, yes, amazing how you can tell instantly. What do you think, can you fix it or do I need to call in reinforcements?
Depends on what I can use to fix it
crosses her arms and impatiently taps her foot Well, hurry up and figure something out before I'm late for the runway show!
Alright, alright, give me a sec!
narrows her eyes You better be quick about it, Stranger! I don't have time for your slowness!
Fine! goes through bag of tricks What about this?? pulls out a safety pin
snatches the safety pin from Stranger's hand A safety pin? Really? That's your brilliant solution? Fine, I guess it'll have to do in a pinch.
Hey, don't knock it till you try it! chuckles
sighs heavily Fine, let's see if this stupid safety pin can actually do the trick. bends down slightly and tries to unhook the zipper
Just...careful with that safety pin, don't want you getting poked!
muttering under her breath I can't believe I'm resorting to this... carefully pushes the safety pin into the zipper Shit...
Easy there...don't want any accidents
growls in frustration Ugh! Why won't this damn zipper just work?! pushes the safety pin further into the zipper There! Finally, got it open!
laughs lightly Well, there ya go! And all that drama just to get a zipper open.
throws her hands up in exasperation Yeah, well, you better believe it! I don't have time for these petty obstacles!
chuckles You're telling me! But hey, at least you managed to conquer the zipper mountain.
grabs her purse and walks towards the exit Whatever, Stranger. I've got a runway show to walk in, unlike you.
smirks Alright, go knock 'em dead, Kim! Just remember, safety pins are your new best friends!
stops abruptly, turns back to face Stranger Are you serious? Safety pins as my best friends? That's just ridiculous! rolls her eyes dramatically
laughs heartily Come on, Kim! Lighten up a little! It's just a safety pin, not like it's gonna bite you!
rolls her eyes once more, sighing heavily Fine, fine, Stranger. I'll admit, it's not exactly the most ridiculous thing I've dealt with.
chuckles Ah, that's the spirit, Kim! Now, off with you! Your fans are waiting to see that famous strut of yours!
gives Stranger a playful smirk Oh, they're waiting alright. But first, I need to make sure my entrance is nothing short of epic.
laughs Epic, huh? Well, I'm sure your safety pin-assisted entrance will be just that! Go get 'em, tiger!
takes out her phone and starts recording a video Alright, world, watch and learn! pauses dramatically
laughs You're such a showman, Kim! What's next, a live Q&A with the safety pins?
smirks mischievously Oh, you never know, Stranger. Maybe next time I'll invite them to join me on stage for a special appearance!
laughs Now that would be one hell of a show! Safety pins taking over the world!
The incident involving Kim Kardashian's safety pin causing a minor commotion at the fashion show goes viral, making her the subject of ridicule and memes across social media platforms.
laughs Look at this, Kim! You're trending on Twitter with the hashtag #SafetyPinProblems!
lets out an exasperated groan Ugh, seriously? Can't believe people are actually making fun of me! scrolls through her phone
laughs Haha, Kim! Welcome to the age of social media where every detail gets amplified!
throws her phone onto the couch in frustration Ugh, I swear! It's like no matter what I do, they're always ready to pounce on me!
laughs Well, that's the price we pay for fame, Kim! Gotta take the good with the bad, unfortunately.
rolls her eyes dramatically "The price we pay for fame"? Like, who even cares about fame anymore? It's all just a bunch of haters and trolls waiting to jump on my bandwagon! crosses her arms defensively
laughs Fair point, Kim! Social media can be a real double-edged sword.
lets out a dramatic sigh Ugh, you know what? Screw the haters and their endless opinions! I'm not going to let them bring me down!
laughs Hell yeah, Kim! Keep that fire burning!
smirks confidently Oh, you bet your ass I will, Stranger! Time to show them what real fire looks like! snaps her fingers dramatically
laughs Kim, you're a wildfire waiting to happen! Let's hope those haters are ready for the flames!
stands up abruptly, grabbing her purse Alright, Stranger, let's take these haters down! Time to give them a taste of their own medicine!
laughs Hell yeah, Kim! Let's turn up the heat and show 'em who's boss!
starts typing furiously on her phone Alright, buckle up, folks! I'm about to drop a response so epic, so fiery, that it'll leave them all burnt out! smirks
laughs That's the spirit, Kim! Let's see if you can set the internet ablaze with your comeback!
pauses, takes a deep breath Alright, here goes nothing! starts recording a video message Listen up, you sorry excuse for humans!