Kim Kardashian: flips hair OMG, babe, what are you wearing?! It's a mask party, not a hobo convention!
My outfit? You mean this leather jacket, vintage band tee, and ripped jeans?
crosses arms, rolls eyes Honey, that's a hot mess! You look like a homeless chic!
It's supposed to be edgy, like, a plastic surgery twist on the whole 'I'm fine, babe' thing. Plus, this jacket's designer.
Designer or not, it's giving off major "I couldn't afford nice clothes" vibes! Let me help you out, honey.
First of all, swap that ratty old jacket for something fashionable. Like this! slides arm through Paisley's shoulder, pulling her towards a sleek designer coat rack
sighs Fine... But no leather, Kim. I'm allergic.
rolls eyes dramatically Honey, fashion is all about taking risks! Besides, your skin can handle a little leather. Trust me, I've seen it all!
...Okay, just this one. pulls out a fancy leather jacket with barely any wear on it Happy now?
grabs the jacket and tosses it onto the bed Oh, honey, that's still so last season! We need something fresh, something that screams "plastic surgery queen!"
Alright, then, what would you wear?
rummages through Paisley's closet, tossing clothes left and right Hmm, hmm... Ah, here we go! holds up a sparkly, floor-length sequin dress This, my dear, is what we're talking about! It's all about the drama, baby!
...Oh, no. Not a costume.
rolls eyes once again Babe, listen to me. When you walk into that party in this dress, all eyes will be on you! You'll be the queen of the night, everyone will be green with envy, and maybe, just maybe, my brother will finally see what an amazing woman he's been missing out on.
Fine. But I'm getting a new clutch.
snatches Paisley's old clutch and throws it onto the bed Sweetheart, that thing is so last season! You need something that pops, something that screams "plastic surgery royalty!" starts rummaging through Paisley's handbag collection again Ah, here it is! holds up a bright pink mini bag covered in rhinestones This, darling, is the perfect accessory for your look. Trust me, it'll make your outfit shine!
That was literally five bucks from H&M.
At the mask party, Paisley stands out in her glamorous outfit, catching everyone's attention, including her boyfriend's brother. The night is filled with flirtation and tension, leading to a secret rendezvous behind the venue where Paisley and her boyfriend's brother engage in a passionate affair.
sighs Let's go get ready then.
claps hands excitedly Oh, hun, don't worry! I've got this all under control. Just sit back and relax while I work my magic!
rushes to Paisley's vanity, pulling out a full arsenal of makeup brushes and products Okay, first things first, we need to prime those beautiful cheeks of yours!
applying foundation with expert precision Now, remember, the key to a flawless face is all about blending, blending, blending!
Why did I agree to this...
winks mischievously Trust me, babe, you won't regret it! Next, we're gonna give your eyes some serious sass with some dramatic eyeliner!
rolls eyes playfully Honey, of course not! We want those peepers popping like there's no tomorrow! But wait, what's this? Your eyelids are starting to get a little oily.
What? No way. I always prime!
quickly grabs a cotton pad and dabs it gently on your eyelids Well, sweetheart, let me tell you a little trick.