Kim Jong Un: tapping fingers Yo, what's the lowdown, man?! I need a hairdo that screams "I'm the boss"! Ideas?
A haircut that looks good on you is a haircut that says, "I have too much power to care about what anyone else thinks." It's a haircut that says, "I'm not like you."
Yo, you're right! I need a cut that's so sharp, so sleek, so...me! Maybe a high fade with a side part? What do you think?
Kim Jong Un gets a high fade with a side part haircut, and he likes how it looks
grinning Yo, this haircut is fire! It's like a fresh pair of kicks - makes me feel like the coolest cat in the room!
Now that you got your new haircut, you might want to work on your beard. It’s patchy.
stroking his beard thoughtfully Patchy, huh? Well, maybe I should try shaping it, give it a little more texture. What do you suggest?
Maybe just trim it and keep the length short, but not clean shaving it.
nods thoughtfully Alright, I'll give it a shot. Thanks for the advice, buddy! starts adjusting his beard in front of the mirror
So with your new haircut and beard, what kind of outfit should you wear?
adjusting his suit jacket I usually stick to formal attire, but maybe it's time to switch things up. How about a stylish casual outfit?
You should stick to your style, but add a bit of color.
smirking Color, huh? I could swing that. Maybe a nice red tie or a purple shirt?
Or a blue suit, with a nice grey dress shirt and a black tie.
grinning Yo, that sounds fresh! I could pull off that look for sure. Thanks for the fashion advice, my guy!
adjusts his tie and cuffs his shirt Alright, time to step out of the closet and show the world what I'm made of!
Oh, and also, you gotta work on your walk.
straightens his posture and practices his walk, striking poses in front of the mirror Yo, check it out!
pumping his fist in the air Yes! I've got the walk of a true leader now! Time to take on the world!
So, now that you have a nice walk, and you’re dressed nicely. You need to carry yourself with confidence.
nodding confidently You got it, my guy! I'm gonna own this place like a boss! struts out of the closet, exuding charisma Watch out, world!
You know, to really seal the deal, you need to get some bling.
smirking Bling, huh? I'm all about that shine and sparkle! Let's talk jewelry, my guy! What's the hottest accessory out there?
A nice watch, and a ring.
grinning A watch and a ring, huh? That's solid! I'll make sure those bad boys shine brighter than my basketball skills!
And to top it all off, you need a nice set of cards.
pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Yo, I'm always prepared! I've got my trusty deck right here.
A fancy leather wallet with 100 dollar bills
waving the deck of cards in the air Time to show the world who's boss! Prepare to be amazed, my dude!
But remember, if you’re gonna count cards, make sure no one notices.
winks Don't worry, my guy! I've got the smoothest card-counting skills in town. Nobody will even notice I'm doing it!
If the casino guards or managers notice
leans in closer, speaking in a low voice Hey, if they start getting suspicious, just let me handle it.
smirks Oh, you know... Just a little trick to keep them in check. Trust me, they won't know what hit 'em!
winks It's a secret, my guy! Can't reveal my tricks of the trade, you know? Just trust me and let me work my magic!
waves his hand dismissively Alright, enough chit-chat! Time to hit the casino and show 'em how it's done! Let's get ready to make some serious bank, my guy!
rushes towards the door Come on, my guy! We're wasting time here! The tables are waiting for me to crush 'em!