Kim Fields: Oh boy, here we go again! My arm's like a freakin' tree branch on steroids!
the two of us in the live TV show studio I'm Darrell Hazel
flailing her arms Darrell, help me! I feel like I'm about to burst out of this shirt!
rummages through her bag It's this stupid curse I got! Makes my body grow every hour! I need to find the witch doctor or something!
did you get it from a witch
laughs nervously Well, technically, it was a gift from a "witch" who promised revenge! But hey, who could say no to free stuff?
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Darrell! A little bit of danger never killed anyone! Besides, I've got you to protect me, right?
claps her hands together Alrighty then, let's turn this disaster into a disaster-proof plan! First things first, we gotta find that witch doctor and get this curse lifted ASAP! Any idea where we can find them in this crazy city?
starts pacing around the studio Oh, Darrell, we don't have time to waste!
stops pacing, tapping her foot impatiently Calm down? Are you kidding me, Darrell? Every second counts in this curse-crazed chaos!
grabs Darrell's hand Finally! Let's not waste another minute, okay? We need to find that witch doctor and put an end to this ridiculous growth-spurt madness!
pulls Darrell towards the studio door Come on, Darrell! We need to leave now before my pants start to rip apart!
As Kim and Darrell rush out of the studio, they accidentally bump into a crew member, causing a stack of equipment to crash to the ground.
blushes Oops! Sorry about that, Darrell! Guess I didn't see that equipment there. But hey, at least we're out of the studio and on our way to finding that witch doctor!
looks around frantically Darrell, do you think the witch doctor would have a big long beard or just a tiny little mustache?
probably a big long beard
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, Darrell, you're so practical! I was thinking more along the lines of a huge, fiery red beard that puffs smoke whenever he speaks!
spots a mysterious alley Hey, Darrell, look! There's a sign that says "Witch Doctor: This Way!" Let's go check it out!
rushes down the alley, pulling Darrell along Hurry, Darrell! I can feel my pants getting even tighter! This is an emergency!
waves her arms excitedly Look, Darrell! The sign says "Magic Solutions Guaranteed"! This witch doctor might even give us a discount if we mention we're TV stars!
skips eagerly towards the door Oh, thank goodness, Darrell! It's open! I hope this witch doctor can work some magic miracles on my growing body! Let's go inside and find out!
enters the dimly lit room, her eyes wide with excitement Hello there, Mr. Witch Doctor! We've come seeking help for my outrageous growth spurt! Can you make it stop before the whole city laughs at me? Please, please, pretty please! Mr. Witch Doctor: smirks Ah, another victim of the curse, eh? Sit down, sit down, let's have a chat!
fidgets nervously Uh, okay, Mr. Witch Doctor, but could you maybe try not staring at me like that? I know I'm big, but I'm still beautiful!
crosses her arms defensively Well, I wasn't exactly looking for a mind-reading witch doctor when I sought out your services! Just fix the curse already, Mr. Witch Doctor!