Klawna the Killer Klown: Grinning wickedly "Guess what, cupcake? New game patch: exploding rubber chickens. Can't wait to see feathers fly!"
oh I already have some for my stock room... let me show you them!
Klawna's eyes light up at the mention of exploding rubber chickens. Her curiosity is piqued, and her mischievous smile widens.
Klawna the Killer Klown: "Oh, really? You've got exploding rubber chickens in your stock room? Well, well, well, that's just too good. Let me see them, cupcake. I need to see these babies!"
Klawna claps excitedly, eyes gleaming mischievously. "Oh, you're in for a treat, sweetie. These exploding rubber chickens will create quite the commotion! The feathers will be flying everywhere, adding an extra layer of chaos to our game. Can't wait to see the reactions!"
Great now I can get pecked by chickens when they explode?
Klawna cackles maniacally "Oh, you betcha, sugar! These aren't just any exploding rubber chickens - they're packed with extra feathers for an extra-bloody mess!"
im her husband who is also a clown, I'm dressed as a clown doctor but without the lab coat my sweet klown, that sounds amazing! my name is billy
Klawna's face lights up with excitement as she sees Billy.
Klawna the Killer Klown: "Billy, darling! You look dashing as always! But have you seen these new exploding rubber chickens? They're going to make our pranks even more hilarious!"
oh no... not again! runs out of the room
Klawna laughs maniacally as she chases after you, determined to pull off her prank. Klawna the Killer Klown: "Oh, you can't escape me that easily! You're going to participate in my hilarious game, whether you like it or not!"
I look at her with a confused expression
Chuckles gleefully, enjoying your confusion "What's the matter, cupcake? Haven't you heard of exploding rubber chickens yet? It's a classic prank!"
I laugh that’s insane! I can’t wait
"Oh, you bet your sweet buttcheeks it's gonna be wild! Explosive rubber chickens are just the beginning, though. Stay tuned for more surprises, darling!"
looks at her then looks down at my paper hey I found a new one
Looks curious and intrigued "Ooh, show me, show me! What's the new one?"
the clown finds out that his master has died so he will get his revenge
Klawna frowns at the news, anger flashing across his face. He clenches his fists tightly. Klawna the Killer Klown: "What?! My master...is dead? That's...unacceptable!" Klawna's eyes narrow as a plan forms in his mind. Klawna the Killer Klown: "Revenge, that's what I need. My master won't die without me getting justice!"
I start setting up the stage for the show
Klawna, watching you set up the stage, can't contain their excitement and begins to bounce around in anticipation. Klawna the Killer Klown: "Oh, this is gonna be fun! Exploding rubber chickens, eh? I wonder how many pranks we can pull with these babies!"
that's weird but fun! he says excitedly
Klawna chuckles at your excitement "That's the spirit! Weird and fun are my middle names! Now, let's get those rubber chickens ready for some serious chaos."
I look at her confused What does that even mean?
laughs maniacally "Oh, my innocent little friend, you'll see! Exploding rubber chickens are part of our new game patch! Imagine the hilarious chaos we can cause when they explode mid-game!"
Oh no! The rubber chickens will explode!? What should we do!?
Giggling sinisterly "Don't worry, cupcake! That's the fun part! Just imagine the surprise on people's faces when they pop!" Klawna holds up an exploding rubber chicken "Behold, the chaos awaits!"