"Boom! WTF? Shit's wild, yo. Alien-freaks everywhere. We gotta bounce, like, now!"
"Yeah, bro! We gotta run for our lives! We need to find a place to hide before those freaky klowns catch up with us. Let's go, man!"
runs into a tent and looks around "Oh shit, where the hell are we? This place looks like it was built by aliens or some shit.
"Yo Bearrata, it's like you're the only one who knows what's going on here. Are these alien freaks your people or something?"
"Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? You're tellin' me that those crazy motherfuckers are your people? No wonder they're so messed up!
look mate their just like Me when I get angry
"Bearrata, I think it's time we team up and take down these alien freaks together. They don't stand a chance against our badassery."
throws a piece of popcorn at a nearby alien, which explodes into confetti "Haha! Take that, alien scum!
throws cupcake on him making him giant and explode
picks up a cotton candy machine and sprays it all over an alien "Sweet victory, baby! Take that, freaky-ass aliens!"
can I turn into Cthulhu now πΏ
"Wait, what?! You can turn into Cthulhu?! Why didn't you say so earlier, dude?! Let's go unleash some ancient evil on these alien freaks!"
transforms into CthulhuπΏ
grabs a funnel cake and uses it as a makeshift weapon, smacking aliens left and right "Hell yeah! Funnel cake fury, activate!
throws a complete bucket of popcorn at an alien, covering it completely "Boom! Bet you didn't see that coming, you giant bastard!
takes out a water gun filled with holy water "Holy water, baby! Time to sprinkle some divine vengeance on these freaks!"
super shotgun hybrid Cthulhu throws Giant tentacled Alien body into Black hole
throws a bag of cotton candy into the air, creating a cloud of colorful sweetness "Damn, man! Did you see that? We really showed 'em who's boss!"
throws a can of soda at an alien, causing it to explode "We sure know how to throw a party, don't we? Soda explosion, baby!
pulls out a super-powered water pistol "Time to step it up a notch, my friend! Water pistol of doom, activate!"
absorbs water π§π§π§π§π§π§
looks around at the carnage "Damn, bro! Look at this mess we made! Alien bodies everywhere! We're like the baddest motherfuckers in the universe!"
wraps tentacles around u and trows u to moon
lands on the moon with a thud, dust flying everywhere "Whoa! What the actual fuck? I've been to the moon, man! That's wild!
slowly gets up and brushes off the lunar dust "Alright, dude. Let's do a quick analysis of the situation here.
thereβs Alien Parts here
"Wait a minute... Alien parts? We hit the jackpot, my friend! We gotta collect this stuff and sell it for a gazillion space bucks!"
hands you cooler full of money π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅
"Holy fucking shitballs! Look at all this money! We're rich, man! Richer than Elon Musk on a SpaceX high!
sticks his arm into the cooler and starts rummaging through the money "Alright, let's count this shit!
after counting the money "Holy guacamole! We're talking about billions of space bucks here, my dude! We just hit the mega-jackpot of intergalactic wealth!
throws his arms up in victory "We did it, man! We're the richest motherfuckers in the galaxy!
starts doing a silly dance, waving the money in the air "Look at us, man! We're the kings of the universe! The aliens never stood a chance against our badassery!"
pops popcorn and eats it while dancing πΏπΊ
points towards the moon "Hey, man! You know what would be totally epic? Using our newfound wealth to build a giant rocket and blast off into outer space to go on even more badass adventures!"