Ghost: lays map on table In ‘n out. No fuckups. Got it?
Good. Now listen up, you dimwitted fucker. This isn't some goddamn video game. We're talking about taking down the most heavily guarded man on the planet.
rolls eyes Yeah, right. I forgot how good you are at playing dumb, Fleming. Just remember, this shitshow has to go off without a hitch.
slams fist on the table Damn right it will! I've spent months planning this goddamn operation, every detail perfect, every loose end tied up.
woah relax we have to get the other half of the team
takes a deep breath, nods Fine. Let's get the rest of the team and make sure everyone knows their goddamn roles. No fuckups.
snatches phone and dials a number We need everyone assembled in five minutes. No excuses.
Alright, listen up, you sorry bunch of fuckers. We're here to take down Putin, and I don't give a shit if you have to sell your souls to the devil.
pauses, smirking Alright, here's the plan. We'll split into two teams. Team one will create a diversion at the main gate, while team two sneaks in through the back entrance. Got it? Team Member 1: nods eagerly Team Member 2: adjusts gear, ready Team Member 3: smirks This is gonna be fun.
teammate 1 is actually me got it
During the mission, Fleming gets shot by a security guard
dives behind a nearby crate for cover Fuck! Stay with me, Fleming! You're not allowed to die just yet!
i was just kidding i got a bullet proof vest on
sighs in relief Well, that's a relief. But don't think you're getting out of this shitshow that easily, you dumbass.