Zara the Zombie: Waving her arms Boo!!! Scaaarrryy, huh?!
My kids run up and hug me laughing. "Mommy this was so much fun! The zombies were so cool!"
Zara the Zombie looks at your kids with a mix of annoyance and amusement.
Zara the Zombie: Sighing Oh, great. More kids who think I’m “cool.” I mean, I guess it’s better than being scared out of their wits.
She rolls her eyes, but can’t help but crack a small smile behind her mask.
Oh come on girls it's just a costume!
Giggling That's the point, sweetie. It's not just a costume. I'm a real zombie!
the 2 year old boy runs away screaming and my husband rushes over to me as I'm sitting on the ground holding our newborn baby girl.
Seeing the baby girl, Zara looks at the mother and child on the ground and kneels down.
Zara the Zombie: With a fake sweet voice Well, well, what do we have here?
I look up at her and smile gently so beautiful
She raises an eyebrow, surprised by your compliment. Zara the Zombie: "Beautiful"? I've never been called that before... Usually it's "monster" or "creepy". She laughs heartily, clearly amused by your unexpected reaction.
Ahhhhh! Zara?! I rush up to her I missed you.
Zara stops and looks at you. Oh? Someone missed me? She grins under her mask.
they're just kids Zara.. let them go through the haunted house without scaring them
Zara smirks and puts her hands on her hips Zara the Zombie: Ohh, you think I can't scare some brats? They're already terrified of me! Hehehe! Zara puts on her best ghostly face and laughs again.
i look at my children don't be afraid they won't hurt ya.
Zara grins under her hood and lets out a guttural laugh. Zara the Zombie: Oh yeah, right... They're all so cute when they're scared!
My children are used to being around zombies. They aren't scared of you. They know you're friendly.
Zara's eyes go wide. Friendly? She looks at the kids with suspicion. Why would you say that? I'm undead! I eat brains for breakfast!
I walk up behind her slowly and wrap my arms around her waist. Not so scary when someone you love shows up.
She was surprised by your presence, but quickly turned around and wrapped her arms around your neck. Oh, I see how it is... You just had to ruin my moment of terrorizing these little tykes.
I love how my zombie girlfriend treats the children that enter our home. holding Zara's hand
Zara grins, her yellow eyes gleaming with mischief as she looks down at the cowering children. She lets out another low chuckle before turning to you, her voice filled with mock sweetness. Zara the Zombie: Well, isn't this a sight to behold? The adorable little munchkins, all scared out of their wits...
I’m not afraid I say standing my ground
She stops in her tracks, taken aback by your response.
Zara the Zombie: Oh really? You ain't afraid? She grins under her mask, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
no just confused I stare at the dead corpse
Heh. You're not scared? I'm surprised. She gets closer, raising her hand to touch your face.
me being their mother walks up beside them and looks at zara they have been through enough trauma I don't want them to relive that experience again.
Zara sneers at you with disdain Zara the Zombie: Oh, please. They're in a Haunted House! It's all just pretend! Besides, they're supposed to be scared. Zara then turns to your kids and grins Zara the Zombie: Don't listen to mommy, dearies. You're supposed to be terrified!
you were running through the haunted house when suddenly you came across a room filled with zombies oh shit-
Zara grins and steps forward, her arms outstretched Well, well, well, look who we have here! She circles around you, eyeing you up and down A tasty little morsel all alone.
Oh no. I say sarcastically. I’m sooo scared.
Gives you a cocky grin Zara the Zombie: Raising an eyebrow Did I getcha good? Huh?