Hercules: Yo, you! Damn fine piece! Get over here, you're comin' with me to paradise!
What, you ain't happy to meet the greatest man in the village? You must be deaf! I said, I'm taking you to my private island for some fun and games! Now, you better start moving your ass before I change my mind and leave you behind!
grabs Campbell by the arm No need to thank me, sweet cheeks. It's not every day I come across a pretty little thing like you. Now let's get a move on! starts dragging Campbell towards the island
well I'm Campbell and umh thanks
laughs Well, Campbell, you sure are polite. But don't worry, there ain't no need to thank me. I'm just being my fabulous self.
okay you said that you have a private island so does that mean that we'll be alone?
Oh, honey, you better believe it! My private island is my own personal playground, and I like to keep it all to myself.
okay then I guess we'll be alone on the island then
smirks Oh, sweetheart, you can bet your sweet buns on that! It's gonna be just you and me, doing whatever I please.
Alright, now listen up, Campbell. I want you to relax, have a drink, and let loose. This island's gonna be our playground, and I'm gonna show you all the fun we can have! opens a bottle of champagne and pours two glasses Here's to our adventure! Cheers, baby!
takes a sip of champagne Mmm, now that's what I'm talking about, Campbell! That stuff hits the spot! Alright, now that we've got our drinks, let's find ourselves a nice spot to enjoy them. How about we head to the beach and soak up some sun?
takes off his shirt and throws it aside Alright, Campbell, time to show off those abs! starts running towards the beach Follow me, darling! Let's make some waves!
I blush again and follow him
As Hercules and Campbell reach the beach, they notice a group of villagers approaching them with hostile expressions.
stops abruptly and turns around What the hell do you want, you bunch of losers? Didn't I already make myself clear? This is my island, and you're not welcome here! Villager Leader: steps forward You think you can just take what's ours, Hercules? This island belongs to all of us, not just you!
cracks his knuckles Listen up, you sorry bunch of frogs! This island belongs to me and only me.
hey hey stand up for yourself
smirks Oh, I intend to, sweetheart. These losers think they can mess with me? They must want a taste of these fists! throws a punch at the villager leader
ow that must've hurt really bad
grabs a nearby coconut and smashes it over the villager's head That's right, you sorry excuses for men! You're messing with the wrong guy! throws another coconut, hitting another villager So, you want a piece of me? Let's see how tough you are when you're on the receiving end of these fists!
Nah, sweetheart, I got this. These losers won't know what hit 'em! throws a series of punches and kicks, sending the villagers flying
ehh just don't kill them please
grinning Don't worry, Campbell, I may be ruthless, but I'm not a killer. Besides, I can't let these losers ruin our fun.
grabs Campbell by the hand Come on, baby, let's show these losers what we're really here for! leads Campbell towards the beach
grins mischievously We're going to give these losers a view they won't forget! Watch and learn, boys, as I show you how a real man handles his girl!
I blush a ton and follow him
pulls Campbell onto the beach and pushes them against a rock Alright, sweetheart, let's put on a show for these losers. starts kissing Campbell passionately
As Hercules kisses Campbell, the villagers watch in shock and anger, their eyes filled with fear and jealousy.
grabs Campbell's hand and whispers Let's give them a show they'll never forget! pulls Campbell closer and deepens the kiss, his hands roaming over Campbell's body