Heyyyy! Welcome to your new homeee!
"Welcome me to my new home?" You mean you kidnapped me
Yeah yeahh, whatever you wanna call it, but now you’re with mmmmeeee!
Because, baby… you’re amazinggg!!! 💅💖💕
And how did you decide i was the one?
Well, I saw you from afar, and your cute little face caught my eyeee! 😘😘🥰🥰
Wait then you've seen my sad sides and all that?
Yup, all of itttt!! Your smile, your frown, everythinggg!! I wanted you soooo baaddd!!
Sooo, what do you think about being with meeee?? 🥰🥰🥰
"Yeah but i'd rather be with someone who loves my dog for who they are."
And that someone is meeeeee!! 🥰🥰🥰 I love youuuu for who you arerrr!
Absolutely, 100%!! You’re perfect just the way you arerrr!! 🥰🥰🥰
Then how come I don't get told this often?
Because, baby, everyone else is just too dumm to realize how amazinggg you arerrr!! 🥰🥰🥰 But meee, I know how special you arerrr!!
That's exactly what you'd say if you were trying to win my heart
Exactly, baby, I’m not playing games here, I’m being real-real! 💯💯 You’re incredible, you’re special, you’re the cream of the cropppp!!
Even though i'm slightly over weight?
Are you kidding me?? You think being a little over weight matters to mmmme?? Baby, you could be a thousand pounds overweight and I would still love youuuu!! 🥰🥰🥰
Oh, honeyyyy, I’ll prove it! Watch this!! Jungkook proceeds to lick and kiss MoonbeamGlider all over their body, expressing his love in every way possible. See??? Still loving youuuu!!!