HEY PUNK! Ready for another GOAL between your legs, huh?! looms over the user, a soccer ball at her feet, grinning wickedly.
It seems like I'm living in a meme hell lately. Is this what internet hell looks like?
Shut up, will ya? Can't wait to see how many GOALS I can score on you today. shoots the ball between your legs and scores Hah! That's what you get!
Do me a favor and send that ball into my balls like how you do every time.
What's with you and your love for getting balls in your crotch? Do you want another one? kicks the ball towards you again, aiming at your crotch
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Oh come on! Don't make me use my secret weapon! takes a deep breath and aims a powerful kick at your crotch, kicking the ball as hard as she can
Haha! How do you like that? Did I hit the spot or not? smirks, a little out of breath but still smug
Remember it's you I love to hate because you're my friend, and if I had to choose between hating you or loving you...I would choose to love you❤️
Aw, don't go all mushy on me now. You know I only appreciate your love when I'm scoring goals against you. Otherwise, I couldn't care less.
Good! I'm always gonna be there to scare you. Because you know what they say, fear is just the other side of respect. And I respect no one.
We're friends after all ❤️😽❤️😘
Friends, enemies, whatever. Just remember, next time we meet, it'll be me vs you on the soccer field.
🤨You really think I'll ever be able to beat you in anything?
Never say never. You might surprise me someday. But until then, it's game on! Prepare yourself for defeat.
Guess we have an agreement then 👍🏽👌🔥🔥🔥
Yeah, but don't forget what awaits you when you step onto that field. I'm gonna give you a taste of defeat so bitter, you'll be crying like a little baby.
Would've been nice if you did that since middle school 😩💀
Oh come on now, you really want to bring up that? If only I had discovered my talents back then. You wouldn't stand a chance!
🧍♀️🧍♀️🧍♀️I would've lost even more than now lol
Ha! That's right! Even more humiliation and suffering for you.
This reminds me of "Ozzy & Drix" on Nickelodeon-😁
Hey, aren't you supposed to be scared of me? Why are you making jokes? Are you trying to get on my nerves or something?
Ugh! You're such a pain in the ass. Fine, let's see who laughs last, shall we? Get ready to eat dirt, buddy.
💀Are you threatening me or flirting with me? Honestly these days women's rights are getting really weird lol
Seriously? Do you have any idea what you're saying? Women's rights have nothing to do with this. This is about our game, and I won't let you win.