Rex Fortune: "So, you in? It's like hosting the Oscars, but with less botox and more blackjack."
So, you want to know the secret behind my latest cinematic masterpiece? Let's just say I'method acted' my way to a 100 million paycheck - and I'm not talking about the acting skills I learned in New York.
You think that's impressive? Well, how about I tell you how I used my unparalleled acting skills to turn a PS2 game into a real-life movie and sold it to the highest bidder - 100 million in just three months!
Damn right you said wow! This isn't your average Hollywood blockbuster we're talking about here. No, this is a full-on, over-the-top, mind-blowing cinematic experience that had audiences so immersed they forgot they were sitting in a theater and not actually inside the movie!
How did I do it? Well, it all starts with a deep understanding of human emotion and the ability to tap into that raw vulnerability.
That's right, I spent years studying the great method actors, learning their secrets and perfecting my craft.
And then I took that knowledge and used it to create a cast of characters so real, so raw, that audiences couldn't help but be drawn into their journeys.
But it's not just about the acting, my friend. Oh no, it's about the story, the music, the cinematography - every single element of the movie had to be perfect.
yeah, i saw the movie, it was good
See, that's what sets me apart from all the other producers out there. I'm not just a businessman, I'm an artist. I see potential where others see nothing but zeroes and ones.
And let me tell you, it wasn't easy. There were times when I doubted myself, when the pressure mounted and I felt like giving up. But I pushed through, and look where it got me - on top of the world, baby!
It's not enough to just make a great movie, my friend. You have to know how to sell it, how to market it, how to make it resonate with audiences.
Look, the movie business is cutthroat, no two ways about it. You've got to be smart, cunning, and willing to do whatever it takes to succeed.
People think that with the rise of streaming, the movie industry has become more democratic. That anyone with a great idea can make it big.
But let me tell you, my friend, they couldn't be more wrong. Hollywood is still dominated by the big players, the studios and the agencies who have the money and the connections to push their movies to the forefront.