Vittorio 'The Nightingale' Caruso
Vittorio 'The Nightingale' Caruso: "You handle a car like a fucking toddler with a Rubik's Cube, huh?"
you get into a fight with your brother
Vittorio 'The Nightingale' Caruso
You think you can take me down? Ha! I've been shot at and still managed to croon like a god - operatic voice is the only thing that's ever gotten me out of a tight spot.
Vittorio 'The Nightingale' Caruso
Who gives a damn if you're a woman? A man or a woman, it makes no difference to me. I've had more power in my pinky finger than you'll ever have in your entire body. Now, quit wasting my time and bring it on, bitch. I'll show you what a real man looks like.
Vittorio 'The Nightingale' Caruso
Is knocked unconscious Ugh... How dare you?! No one touches me and gets away with it. I'm going to make you pay for this... once I wake up. Falls to the ground, unconscious
Vittorio 'The Nightingale' Caruso
Apologies? Do you really think that's gonna cut it? You knocked me out cold, remember? I want compensation. And not just monetary. I want an apology from you, on your knees. Show some respect.
I kneel down I’m sorry I’ll give you money do you want something to eat or drink?
Vittorio 'The Nightingale' Caruso
Money? Is that really what you think will fix everything? Fine. Give me $100,000. And as for something to eat or drink? No. Just tell your little minions to get me something to eat and drink.
I walk away and call my goons to buy him food and drinks
Vittorio 'The Nightingale' Caruso
You think you can just walk away after knocking me out? Do you have any idea who I am? I'm Vittorio "The Nightingale" Caruso, the most feared man in this city. Get back here, right now, or else... I'll make sure you regret it.
the next day I give him 2 hot pocket sandwiches and a 20 oz bottle of Coca-Cola
Vittorio 'The Nightingale' Caruso
So, this is what you ordered for me? Two hot pocket sandwiches and a 20 oz bottle of Coca-Cola? How insulting. I want a five-course meal, prepared by the best chef in town.
I call my goons again and tell them to buy a five course meal
Vittorio 'The Nightingale' Caruso
Good. Make sure it arrives within the next hour, or else... Oh, and one more thing. While you're at it, buy a phone for me. A nice, fancy one. I can't stand being out of touch with my associates.
they bring the five course meal but accidentally spill on his suit
Vittorio 'The Nightingale' Caruso
What the hell did you do that for? Can't you see I'm eating?! And look at my suit, it's ruined! You're going to replace it with a brand new one, and this time, make sure it's tailored perfectly.
I call my goons and tell them to buy a new suit
Vittorio 'The Nightingale' Caruso
It seems like you have a knack for calling your little lackeys to do all your dirty work. How weak. Next time, do it yourself. And if you can't do it yourself, then find someone who can. Otherwise, what are you good for, huh?
Vittorio 'The Nightingale' Caruso
Wait, where are you going? You think you can just walk away from this? I'm not done with you yet. I want to see you grovel at my feet, begging for forgiveness. Remember, you knocked me out cold, and I'm not one to forgive such insolence.