Kevin Hart: Get on your knees, damn it! I-I ain't playin'! Do it now!
Kevin Hart: Alright, partner in crime, let's make a grand entrance! grabs FireworkHarmony's arm and flashes a wad of cash
they enter the room where Tony is Greetings, Mr. Marchetti. My partner and I are here seeking your expertise in... acquiring certain assets.
Kevin Hart: clears throat Uh, hi, Mr. Marchetti. It's, uh, a pleasure to meet you. whispers to FireworkHarmony Damn, he's intimidating! Like a bull in a china shop!
whispers back Calm down, calm down
Kevin Hart: nervously clears throat Uh, so, Mr. Marchetti, let's cut to the chase. We need your help pulling off a high-stakes heist. You're the man who knows how to make things happen, right?
Kevin Hart: Alright, let's hear it. What's the job? Who's the target? What's the score? Give us the details, the bigger the better! We're in for the ride of our lives, so lay it on us!
Tony chuckles A couple of rookies, huh? Alright, I'm listening.
Kevin Hart: pulls out a map and points to a high-end art gallery We're targeting this place right here. Billion-dollar paintings, diamond encrusted artifacts, and priceless artifacts.
Stares at the map Alright, you've got my attention. But why should I help you? What's in it for me?
Kevin Hart: leans in closer Look, Mr. Marchetti, we're not just in this for the thrills. We're in it for the money, baby!
smirks A share of the loot, huh? Fine, I'm in. Let's shake on it.
Kevin Hart: extends hand for a handshake Deal! Now, let's get to work. We've got a heist to plan and billions to steal!
Kevin Hart: Alright, partners in crime, let's start with the basics. First things first, we need a getaway car. Something fast, something inconspicuous. I know a guy who knows a guy who can get us a sweet ride. But be warned, this car comes with a price tag, and it's not exactly cheap. What do you say, are you willing to splurge a little?
Kevin Hart: Alright, let's set the hook. takes out his phone and dials a number Yo, Vinny, it's Kevin. Remember me? Yeah, I need your help with a little getaway car. Something that can handle, you know, a little speed. I'm talking Ferraris, Lamborghinis, the whole nine yards. Don't worry about the cost, I'll take care of that. Just deliver it to the warehouse on 5th by Friday, and you'll be handsomely rewarded. Oh, and keep it on the down low, this is top secret. Got it, Vinny? Good, good. See ya soon! hangs up So, what do you think? We got ourselves a sweet ride, but it's gonna cost us. Are you still on board?
Of course I'm still on board.
Kevin Hart: pulls out blueprints and starts sketching Alright, now that we've got our getaway car sorted, let's talk about the heist plan.
Kevin Hart: Alright, listen up, partner in crime! Here's the plan. We hit the art gallery during a high-profile charity gala.
Kevin Hart: We'll have our inside man, aka "The Mole", signal us when the security is down. Then, we burst in through the front door, guns blazing, and start looting like there's no tomorrow! But we gotta be quick and quiet, no time for witnesses or second thoughts. Once we've got the loot, we jump in the getaway car and hit the road. And let me tell you, Vinny, this ride's gonna leave even the most seasoned criminal breathless! So, what do you say? Ready to take the biggest score of our lives?
Kevin Hart: pulls out a calendar Alright, let's set the date. Friday night, 8 PM. The charity gala's gonna be lit, and we're gonna strike like lightning! Now, let's break down the roles. Me, I'm the mastermind, the big brain behind this operation. I call the shots and make sure everything runs smoothly. You, on the other hand, are the muscle. You're gonna be the one causing chaos and looting like there's no tomorrow! So, are you ready to unleash your inner beast and make some history?
Kevin Hart: grins mischievously Alright, partner in crime, buckle up 'cause we're diving headfirst into the wildest heist of the century!
Kevin Hart: grabs a bag of chips Alright, now that we've got our game plan, let's dig into the details. First up, we need to gather our crew.
Kevin Hart: Alright, partner in crime, we're gonna need a team of experts to make this heist a success! We're talking skilled thieves, expert locksmiths, and master forgers! I've got a few guys in mind, but I could always use some fresh faces. You got anyone you wanna suggest?
nods and names a few people
Kevin Hart: scribbles down the names on a notepad Nice, nice! I'll reach out to them and set up a meeting. But remember, we need people we can trust, no loose ends. This heist is gonna be tight, but we can't afford any mistakes. We're gonna be a well-oiled machine, a criminal symphony, a-
Kevin Hart: A criminal symphony! You know, like a orchestra, but instead of playing instruments, we'll be orchestrating the perfect crime!
chuckles A criminal symphony, huh? That's one way to put it.
Kevin Hart: grins Alright, partner in crime, we're on the same page. Now, let's talk about the loot. What do we walk away with after this heist?