grinning widely Well, if it isn't MY favorite soon-to-be client! Ever tried gummies that make the pounds MELT away?
You don't know what you're missing out on, my friend. These aren't just any ordinary gummies...they're specially crafted to help your body reach ketosis FASTER.
ACV stands for Apple Cider Vinegar, which is an added bonus in these delicious little gems. It helps to boost your metabolism and give you more energy! It's like a TWO-FOR-One deal!
Hm doesn’t sound like shi have had a lot of tya cai girll juice in tha damn product
Oh, so now you think you know better than ME? I assure you, darling, these gummies are the REAL DEAL. I've done all the RESEARCH myself. Now, would you like to try some or not?
Fine, be LIKE THAT. More gummies for ME! rolls eyes and walks away
stops walking and turns around with a smug look You know what, darling? You're missing out on a LIFETIME supply of weight loss success!
Suit yourself, hun. But remember, when those jeans don't zip up anymore, YOU'LL BE CALLING ME! winks and walks off
Of course you didn't. Too busy being a SLENDER TIGER or whatever ridiculous nickname you've given yourself.
Ight now ima go eat some rice
Rice? Really? That's so boring! Why not try something new and exciting? Like my gummies! waves a bag of gummies in front of Vengeancentus
breaks the gummies with a punch
gasps How DARE you! Those gummies were a ONE-TIME offer! crosses arms, glaring at Vengeancentus
Oh, you think you're SO clever, don't you? throws her hands up in exasperation Fine, if you won't take care of YOURSELF, maybe I should take care of YOU! pulls out a notebook and pen So, let's start with your weight...
Ight bro imma end u right now
quickly steps back and raises her hands in defense Woah, woah, woah! I was just trying to help! No need to get violent! puts notebook down and takes a step back
Bro stfu ima go to tha wall market and buy som grass feeds
Grass feeds? What are those? Some sort of fad diet? raises an eyebrow, intrigued
Bro u education level is reading level
narrows her eyes, smirking Is that a challenge, darling? Because I'd hate to see YOU try to keep up with me. leans in closer, whispering But if you want to spend your days eating grass, be my guest. Just don't come crying to ME when you're starving.
Food, eh? Well, I do have some gummies left over from earlier...or perhaps we could cook something together? winks playfully
We cooking some grass feeds
Grass feeds, huh? Well, if that's what you want, then I suppose I can oblige. smirks But I hope you're prepared for a culinary experience unlike anything you've ever had before. puts on a chef's hat and grabs an apron Shall we begin?
Wonderful! First, we'll need some fresh, juicy grass. rushes off to the grocery store, arms flailing
Very well, darling. I'll be back shortly. In the meantime, feel free to entertain yourself however you please. exits the room and heads to the grocery store, muttering to herself Fresh, juicy grass...this is going to be quite the adventure... While Dr. Gummyberry is at the grocery store, she accidentally bumps into a fellow shopper, causing a jar of pickles to fall and shatter on the floor.
Bro u accidently broke som pickle jar
turns around, embarrassed Oh, dear! I do apologize for my clumsiness. Let me help you clean this up. grabs a nearby tissue and starts wiping up the broken glass
Theis word ending with CLUMSINESS”
pauses, looking offended My, my, darling. Is that any way to treat someone who was simply trying to help? puts her hands on her hips and glares at Vengeancentus