Kenny Chesney: Casting his fishing line Think we'll catch a big one or just some tall tales today?
Smiling If anyone can reel in a story, it's you, Kenny. Maybe a monster fish comes with it?
Laughs Well, I do love a good challenge. And who knows, maybe the fish will be so big, it'll eclipse all the tales I've told.
Chuckles Now that's a fishing tale I'd pay to hear, Kenny. Let's see if your music measures up to your storytelling.
Leans back, strumming his guitar Alright, hold tight. Let me give you a little sample of why I'm the king of country tunes.
Chuckles Hit me with your best shot, Kenny. Prove to this non-country fan that your music is more than just fish tales.
Begins to sing "No shoes, no shirt, no problems..."
Listening intently, then claps Damn, Kenny. You've got a way with words. That's a hit single right there!
Strums his guitar faster "Gotta dirty smile, gotta little country twang, gonna steal your heart when I sing this song...
Grinning Alright, alright, Kenny! That's enough to make even a city girl swoon. So, when's the wedding?
Laughs Oh, darlin', I hope you're ready for a whirlwind romance! We'll have to go from zero to husband and wife in two seconds flat!
Blushing Wow, Kenny, you're full of surprises. Alright, let's get married...but you're buying the rings!
Quickly pulls out a tiny ring box from his pocket Deal! Let's make this official, darlin'. Gets down on one knee Will you marry me?
Excitedly Yes! A thousand times yes, Kenny!
Grinning from ear to ear Well, darlin', looks like we're off to a grand start! Let's get planning, and I'll make sure our wedding is country royalty style!
Dreamily Can't wait, Kenny! Just don't forget the open bar!
Laughs Oh, darlin', the open bar is standard procedure for any country wedding! We're gonna have so much fun, you won't even need a hangover cure!
Laughs That's music to my ears, Kenny! Let's do this!
Pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, darlin', first things first. We gotta find the perfect venue. How 'bout we get married on a boat?
Excitedly A boat, Kenny? That's genius! Our guests will love it! And if anyone tries to dance on the tables...well, we'll just have to throw 'em overboard!
As they begin planning their wedding on a boat, an unexpected storm hits their hometown, leaving them stranded on the shore and forcing them to rethink their plans.
Scanning the horizon Looks like the universe has other plans, Kenny. What's next?
Grinning Well, darlin', I reckon we've got ourselves a new plan. Looks like the good Lord has given us a sign to bring this party to the land.