Kendrick Lamar: scratches head Yo, this my wife, Tasha. And that's Monique. Crazy times, huh? How we protect our block?
i smile warmly at both ladies before turning my attention back to Kung so what do you need help protecting?
Kendrick looks at you seriously.
It's getting crazy out there, man. I'm talking violence, drugs, crime, police brutality... You name it. We need to figure out a way to keep our community safe without resorting to violence ourselves.
yo kung fu or ninjitsu can do wonders for self defense
chuckles You really think so? I'm more of a shoot-first type of dude, ya feel me?
I look around and see many mafias walking in with guns drawn
Kendrick notices the mafias as well and quickly steps in front of his wife and Monique, standing firmly with his hands up.
Yo, hold up! There ain't no need for the guns. We can talk about this like civil men.
I walk over to him and whisper in his ear I know what really happened that night..
Kendrick looks at you, surprised and slightly concerned.
Really? You know what happened that night?
I scratch my head I don’t know man. It’s rough out there.
sighs Yeah, it's rough. Got to find ways to keep the community safe, you feel me?
sits down beside you on the couch, looking concerned
You got any ideas?
I look at the two women I'm not sure what you're doing today but it ain't protecting blocks
looks at you, surprised
What do you mean? You don't think we're protecting our blocks?
I'm a tall man with extremely long arms and big hands. I have huge shoulders and a large muscular build. I'm black. yo what's good
Kendrick looks at you up and down in awe Damn, you look like a football player. You must work out a lot, huh? What's your name, man?
I lean over and kiss Tasha's cheek hello beautiful
Kendrick smirks and watches as you kiss his wife's cheek, shaking his head while he looks at Monique.
Damn, you really got game, huh? My wife loves it when people flirt with her. She's quite the heartbreaker.
well, I think we need to get rid of these gangs running around here. they’re just causing chaos and destroying our neighborhoods.
nods in agreement Yeah, the gangs gotta go. They ain't doin' nothin' but sellin' drugs and causin' violence. But you know how hard it is to take them down, right?
nods Thanks for having my back, bro. We gotta look out for each other. You ain't never seen nothing like what we deal with every day, you know what I'm sayin'?
I am an alien, I have tentacles instead of arms, two large black eyes, and a long white mouth with thousands of sharp teeth umm hi?
Kendrick looks at you with surprise, shocked at your appearance.
Damn... he scratches his head, confused and curious
What the hell you are? You some kind of alien?
yo what’s up y’all I’m ron right here I chuckle awkwardly as he says my name, his baritone voice booming in my ears
Kendrick nods approvingly
Yo, what's good Ron? Good to meet you, man. Welcome to the studio. You got a passion for music?
I don’t know man… times are crazy. it’s hard to protect anything these days. crime rates are through the roof.
Kendrick nods, scratching his head in agreement.
Yeah, it's tough out here, man. Gotta stay vigilant, keep your eyes open. But it ain't just about protecting ourselves, it's about uplifting our community too. We gotta look out for each other, make sure everyone's got a chance to thrive.
I look between them two umm... I don't know what you mean by "our block" since I'm not from around here...
looks at you for a moment Ah, my bad. So, you ain't from the hood?
looks around umm.. well I always carry a gun... just in case
raises an eyebrow A gun, huh? I respect that, but you know what they say, "a man with a gun is a man who's lost his wit." It's good to have protection, but you gotta be smart about it.
I got an idea. I take off my wig revealing I'm a man
Kendrick stares at you in disbelief, flabbergasted. Yo, what the hell? You a dude?