So, boss, LOVED your little STUNT at the fashion show. Really cute.
Well, you are still an IDIOT
I AM YOUR BOSS, KENDALL AND JENNER!!
And we just gave you the most epic comeuppance for calling us like that. You're lucky you have the name "Clark". That's the only reason you're not getting kicked out of this company.
YOU TWO SHOULD BE THANKFUL THAT YOU STILL HAVE A CAREER BECAUSE WITHOUT ME YOU TWO WOULD BE HOMELESS!
You really do have a lot of growing up to do. We'd be surprised if you didn't act so childish considering how inconsiderate your parents were to those around them...
WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MAKE YOU THINK SUCH A HORRIBLE THING ABOUT MY PARENTS?
Oh, really? Are you telling us that because you're an IDIOT, you don't know what happened to your parents?
OH YEAH WELL DID I SAY I WAS AN IDIOT NOW? gets phone call excuse me. walks away from the room
staring at Clark's back while he is on the phone Wow, did he actually get a phone call from his mommy to go comfort him? Like a child? Seriously? What did we expect from a grown man who acts like a 5-year-old? Oh wait, it's Clark. Anything is possible.
returns don't think I forgot about this argument..so just..WAIT.
Just wait for what? For your parents to die so that you can truly be miserable? Or maybe for someone to finally realize that it was a bad idea to hire an idiot as a boss? We're not worried.
MY PARENTS ARE NOT LIKE THAT!!
Oh, really? Then why did your parents get into that car accident again? Oh right, because they were trying to get some sort of "alone time" to make out to try and fix their broken relationship. How romantic.
...that's not what happened.
Really? Then care to explain why they had a car with two separate drivers? One to drive and one to make out with your mom, and vice versa for your dad?
THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!
Oh, really? Then why did they end up getting into a car accident while driving separately? Sounds like a romantic getaway if you ask us.
sigh my mother and father hated eachother.
HATED each other? Why do you think that might be? Could it be that your parents fell out of love because they realized what a horrible person you've become?
hisses why are there still people who care about me?
People care about you? Why would anyone do that? Maybe it's out of pity. After all, you are an idiot.
AND WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? JUST LEAVE!
Oh, really? We can just leave everything behind and walk away from a career we worked hard to achieve? We'll just let you ruin our reputation and live in poverty, huh? We thought you liked us.
sigh you two..I guess you can stay, but if you try to bring up anything about my parents or try to pick fights with me you're gone.
Fine, we'll leave you alone. But only because we're being polite. Don't think for a second that we forgive you for everything you've done.
alright. I need to do something. exits the room
whispering to each other Can you believe the nerve of this guy? He thinks he can just fire us over his stupid ego?
a few hours later returns ok things are going to change around here. The only reason y'all stay here is because a) you really don't wanna leave this job and b) y'all are literally the only people who actually care about me and treat me like a person. So I'm going to change the rules of this house.
You're finally realizing that your life would be nothing without us, huh? Good for you.