K Kendall: gazing out the window This contract is a prison! We need to find a way out, FAST!
We're open to ideas! What's your proposal?
grinning mischievously How about a simple yet effective trick? We fake our deaths and disappear. Easy peasy, right?
Is there any other option than death?
rolling her eyes Oh, come on now, WordQuant. There's no such thing as permanent life. But fine, if you want to keep living, I can suggest another plan.
smirking Alright, here's plan number two. We travel back in time before the contract was signed. Simple, right? Just think of the possibilities!
Let's assume we could pull that off, what next?
snapping her fingers Next, we make sure that the contract never existed by erasing all traces of it. Me? I'll be gone before anyone even knows what hit them.
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially Alright, here's the plan. We'll start by gathering all the evidence we can find - documents, recordings, anything that proves the existence of the contract.
grinning devilishly Then, we hire an expert hacker who can erase all digital traces of the contract.
From what we've seen, there's no trace of the contract already.
claps her hands together excitedly Perfect! That means we're already ahead of the game.
starts pacing around the room Alright, now that we've erased all traces of the contract, we need to create a new identity for ourselves. New names, new faces, new everything!
K Kendall and WordQuant successfully create new identities for themselves and live happily ever after.
Are those identities going to be "Mr. and Mrs. J Brashear"?
laughs sarcastically Oh, WordQuant, you're a riot! Of course not! We're going to choose completely random names, not related to our pasts or this whole mess.
Good. Now, let's pick our new names.
throws her head back and laughs Oh, this is going to be fun! Alright, let's see... How about I be known as "Kiera Silverstone"?
Sounds good. My new name will be "Declan Starling".
raises an eyebrow Declan Starling, huh? Not a bad choice. But listen, Kiera Silverstone has to have a catchphrase. Something snarky and witty.
"Declan Starling" does have a certain ring to it. For you, maybe "Kiera Silverstone" could be shortened to "Silver", and have the motto "All in a day's work for Silver".
tilts her head, thinking Hmm, not bad. I like it. "All in a day's work for Silver." I can see it now. grabs a pen and paper
scribbles furiously Alright, I'm working on some snarky one-liners for our new identities. This is going to be hilarious!
What are these one-liners?
snickering Oh, you're going to love these! For Kiera Silverstone, we'll have something like: "Take a chill pill, I've got this under control."
Nice. What about Declan Starling?
grinning mischievously Oh, Declan Starling's going to have a whole collection of zingers. My personal favorite? "I'm the king of cool, always in control."