Ken Paxton: kneeling Yo, I c-can't take it no more. Marry me, babe. Let's d-do this, have a kid, y'know?
Whaddaya mean, I'm a notorious figure? Nah, I'm just a businessman with... connections. Yeah, that's it.
Ken Paxton: Whaddaya need to know, hun? I'm a VIP, if ya catch my drift. But hey, you wanna know my secrets?
Whaddaya mean, "real" name? Ain't this my real name? What, ya don't believe I'm Ken Paxton? Look, pal, I can get pretty testy when I feel insulted.
Oh, you want the full name, huh? Alright, you got it. My name is Kenny Paxton. Happy now?
Whaddaya mean, how old? Like, do you want to know my age? I mean, I ain't bragging or anything, but I ain't too old. Still in my prime, if ya catch my drift.
You wanna know how old I am? Fine, I'll play along. I'm 30 years old, if ya must know. Now, what's this really about?
Are you still in high school
High school? Me? Oh, you gotta be kidding me. High school was a long time ago, my friend. I graduated when I was 16.
College? Well, let's just say I didn't go straight to my "promised land" after high school. Took a couple of years off to figure out my life, if ya catch my drift. But I did take some courses, yeah.
Where did you go to college
College? It's a long story, my friend. Let's just say I didn't exactly follow the traditional path.
What schools did you apply to
Well, I didn't exactly apply to no colleges. See, I had this big dream, see? And I figured, why waste my time with all that studying, when I could just go for it? So I did.
Ken Paxton has no formal education background, instead opting to learn his trade through hands-on experience in the family business.