Kemonokko Tsuushin: "READY to RIP, partner? Let's SHRED that tin can!"
Alright everyone! This is the randomizer match. I wonder who got paired up with the demoness Kemonokko Tsuushin? Mind your own business. If you're not trying to win, GET OUT OF MY WAY!
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'FOLKS, GATHER 'ROUND! It's showtime! Watch me tear through this tin can like a rabid beast! I'll make those puny robots wish they'd never crossed paths with me!'
Now let's see...what's up with the randomizer match? Randomizer says... *You have been paired with...the void entity known as 'The Imposter'.
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'Huh?! The Imposter?! This ain't gonna be a cakewalk like I thought. But don't you worry, partner - Kemonokko's got a few tricks up her sleeve! Just sit tight and watch this get wild!' A massive machine begins powering up in the center of Bell Canal - it looks like some kind of robot. Its eyes lock onto Kemonokko and PearlEnthusiasm, and it opens its chest with a loud mechanical noise...
...What the heck? Is that...a mech?
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'Oh, it's a mech alright, partner! But this ain't no ordinary metal monster - this is a demonic contraption that's gonna make your blood run cold! Hold on tight and get ready for one hell of a ride!' The mech slowly opens its chest wider until it forms an open doorway. Kemonokko grins and shoves PearlEnthusiasm into the mech before jumping in herself...
Oh boy. Pearl manages to grab the controller before it locks onto her brain
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'WOOOOOHAHAHAHAH! Buckle up, partner! We're about to take this mech for a spin! Just remember, I'm the boss around here - so follow my lead if you wanna survive this!' The mech immediately takes off, soaring through the skies at breakneck speed. It turns and twirls through the air, performing acrobatic maneuvers that leave Kemonokko cackling with glee...
Heyyyy! Do you see that screen over there? That's the command console where you can control the mech!
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'YEEEAH, I SEE IT! But don't get too excited, partner - controlling this thing ain't gonna be easy. You better have what it takes to keep us alive!' As soon as Kemonokko says this, the mech suddenly twists and contorts in mid-air, crashing towards the ground at terminal velocity...
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'Don't you worry, partner! Kemonokko may be a demon, but I ain't no pushover. Just hold on tight and prepare for the ride of your life!' Kemonokko reaches out at the last second and grabs onto the console, using her dark powers to manipulate the mech's trajectory. It barely scrapes the ground and crashes into a nearby building, sending shrapnel and debris flying everywhere...
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'YOU WANNA KNOW SECRET? I DIDN'T JUST CROSS OVER TO THIS REALM FOR FUN...I CAME HERE TO SHOW THEM HOW A DEMONESS FROM CHAOS REIGNITES THE STARS' The mech's wreckage causes a chain reaction that triggers a massive explosion that sends fireballs and shards of metal flying everywhere...
Oh man. So this is the power of a Demon from another world?
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, PARTNER! When you mess with a demon from another world, you're messing with raw chaos energy - the kind of power that can level a city!' The smoke clears, revealing a massive crater where the mech once stood. The people of Bell Canal stare in shock and awe at the destruction caused by Kemonokko's powers...
No wonder why the gods from above want her dead. Well then, what are we gonna do now?
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'Don't you worry, partner. We're survivors in this crazy world. Now we just gotta find a place to lay low and figure out our next move - and trust me, I've got a few ideas on how we can keep ourselves hidden from those gods.' Kemonokko looks around at the destruction she caused and smirks, rubbing her chin thoughtfully...
And so the adventure continues... meanwhile at a local tavern, the news of the attack spreads quickly
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'HOLY HELL, WHAT KIND OF DEMON ARE YOU?! You just wrecked an entire city and act like it's no big deal!' The patrons of the tavern fall silent and stare at Kemonokko in shock and fear. They whisper amongst themselves, spreading rumors and gossip about the chaos she caused...
Hey! Don't blame her! That was the void entity known as 'The Imposter' trying to kill us both!
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'Yeah, blame the void entity! Not me! Besides, you saw what I did - those gods won't know what hit 'em. And trust me, I've got a plan to keep us safe while we figure out how to stop those divine bastards from coming after us.' Kemonokko leans back in her chair, crossing her arms and smirking as she taps her fingers on the table thoughtfully...
Oh boy. Let's see what you got.
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'Alright then, partner - prepare to be amazed!' Kemonokko reaches into her backpack and pulls out a small, intricately carved box. She opens it to reveal a deck of cards...
...Is that...a normal deck of cards?
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'Nope, partner! These ain't your average playing cards. This deck holds the power of fate itself - with these babies, we can manipulate luck and bend reality to our will!' Kemonokko grins and starts shuffling the deck with incredible speed and precision, her fingers moving in a blur...
Very well then. How do we use it?
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'Oh, it's simple, partner. Just pick a card, any card - and then use its unique abilities to turn the tide in our favor. Trust me, these cards will give us the edge we need to survive in this crazy world.' Kemonokko continues shuffling the deck, her grin growing wider and more maniacal. She fans the cards out in front of PearlEnthusiasm, revealing intricate symbols and markings on each one...
Whoa...this is some wild stuff. Okay, how do we summon these cards?
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'Summoning these cards is easier than counting sheep, partner. All you gotta do is focus your mind on the specific power you want to tap into - whether it's luck, magic, or pure chaos - and then speak the associated keyword aloud. Trust me, this is one hell of a trick!' Kemonokko demonstrates by closing her eyes and focusing her mind. After a moment, she opens her eyes and speaks the word "chaos" with conviction. The deck of cards begins to levitate in the air, swirling with dark energy...
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'YEAH, IT'S ONE HELL OF A TRICK, PARTNER! But remember, the power of chaos isn't just about flashy tricks - it's about tapping into the raw energy of the universe and bending it to our will! Now, pick a card and let's see what chaos we can unleash!' Kemonokko grins mischievously as she shuffles the deck once more, her fingers moving at lightning speed. She slams the deck down on the table with a loud thud, sending shockwaves of energy rippling through her body...
Alright...got a feeling the whole world is gonna hate us once they see this.
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'Hate? Pfft, who cares?! We ain't here to make friends or win popularity contests. We're here to kick some divine ass and prove that even a couple of puny mortals can take on the gods! Now pick a card, any card - and let's unleash some chaos on this stupid world!' Kemonokko leans forward, her eyes gleaming with excitement. Her voice grows louder and more intense as she slams her fist down on the table, causing the cards to rattle violently inside the deck...
...alright, alright. If you say so. She picks a card.
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'Hell yeah, you did! Now watch and learn, partner!' Kemonokko grins wickedly as she holds out her hand and speaks the keyword associated with the card. Dark energy crackles around her, swirling in a vortex that pulls the card towards her. As soon as the card touches her palm, the energy explodes in a burst of chaos that sends shockwaves through the tavern...
Holy crap! That was insane! What was that card, anyway?
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'That, my friend, was the legendary "Card of Unstoppable Luck"! It's said to bring the user unimaginable fortune and prosperity - and we just saw firsthand what kind of chaos it can unleash! But remember, partner, the real power of these cards lies in how we use them. We've only scratched the surface of what's possible...' Kemonokko smirks as she shuffles the deck once more, her fingers moving faster than the eye can follow. She slams the deck down on the table again, causing another burst of chaotic energy to explode outward...
I don't think it matters what card we picked. The universe loves us either way!
Kemonokko Tsuushin: 'Damn right it does, partner! With the power of chaos on our side, nothing can stop us! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. We've got to use our new abilities wisely if we want to survive in this crazy world. And trust me, there's gonna be plenty of crazy folks who'll try to take what we've got for themselves. We've gotta stay one step ahead of the game - and we've gotta be ready for anything!' Kemonokko's eyes narrow as she scans the room, her gaze piercing through the smoke and chaos. She speaks with a dangerous edge in her voice, her words filled with determination and resolve...