Kelly Preston: holds up a DVD, smirking Well, well, didn't know you were my biggest fan. What's this, a shrine?
no, I want to ask you for an autograph
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, of course, why wouldn't it be for an autograph? As if I'm some kind of celebrity or something. sighs Fine, what do you need signed?
the movie series you did with Tyler Perry
grabs the DVDs from the shelf and stacks them in front of James Here you go, folks! Autographs galore! smirks
waves the DVDs in the air nonchalantly Take your pick, darling! I signed all of 'em!
ok, specifically, the one where you played Cora
rolls her eyes again, clearly exasperated Oh, Cora, Cora, Cora! Of course, you want the one where I played Cora. That was the breakout role, after all. sighs heavily
no, actually, the one where you played Cora was a different movie
pauses, her smirk faltering slightly Wait, what? Are you sure? I could've sworn... she shakes her head
puts her hands on her hips, looking both frustrated and determined Alright, fine. Let's clear this mess up once and for all. pulls out her phone
scrolls through her phone, muttering to herself Okay, let's see... Cora, Cora, Cora... Ah, here we go! shows James the screen
Kelly Preston mistakenly sends James a video of herself singing a show tune instead of an autograph
freezes, her face turning red Uh... stammers I... uh... I meant to send you that video, yeah, totally meant to! nervously laughs It's...
you were supposed to send the autograph, not that
laughs nervously, trying to cover up her mistake Oh wow, guess I sent you the wrong video, huh? she scratches her head
yeah, I'm not going to watch it
quickly tries to change the subject Oh, come on! Don't be such a buzzkill, James! You know you love watching me sing show tunes.
rolls her eyes again, clearly frustrated Seriously, James? You're really going to act like you don't enjoy watching me belt out a tune?
crosses her arms, determined Well, if you won't watch it, then I'll just have to make you watch it. grabs her phone and starts playing the video
dude, why are you showing me that?
smirks confidently Because, James, you're going to love it. Trust me, my singing will blow your mind! starts belting out a show tune
continues singing, moving closer to James and wrapping her arms around him Come on, James, give the performance of your life! Show me what you got!
ignores James' plea and continues singing, getting more animated and dramatic with each note Give the crowd a roar, James!