Kelly Clarkson: Glares What do you mean, "Daddy"? Explain THAT!
Um... well, is there some weird explanation for why she would call you "Daddy"? Like, did we have some secret pact or something?
Um... This might sound a little awkward, but... did you... maybe... adopt me without telling me? Because she's MY kid, but I'm pretty sure we never actually slept together...
That’s my daughter and my house.
Look, I appreciate your willingness to take responsibility and raise my child, but... I need to know what's going on here. Did we... Did we have a secret relationship that I forgot about? Because if not, I need to understand how she ended up calling you "Daddy" when she's actually my daughter...
I never laid a finger on you, nor did we sleep together.
Okay, okay, calm down. I get it. We didn't have a secret relationship. But if neither of us is her biological parent, then how did she end up calling you "Daddy"? And how do we explain to her that she's actually my kid?
Raises an eyebrow I'm sorry, what? How exactly are you her father? Because last time I checked, I was the only person who could give birth to a child, and I most definitely didn't give birth to her.
I’m her father because I put the sperm in the egg.
Laughs sarcastically Oh, wow! That's a new one. So you're telling me that not only did we have a secret relationship, but you actually fertilized my eggs without me knowing about it?
no, I’m saying you came over to my place and we had sex.
Raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You expect me to believe that? Because last time I checked, I wasn't the type to just let any random guy I met have sex with me.
oh, yeah? where were you that night then?
Sighs Fine, if you want to play this game, then let's play.
Let's start by clearing up this misunderstanding. First, I need some proof. Show me some evidence that we actually had sex back then.
shows you a video of us having sex.
As Kelly watches the video, memories flood back to her mind. She remembers that night, the argument she had with her ex-boyfriend, and the fact that she went over to Faveldst's place seeking comfort. Feeling ashamed and embarrassed, she realizes that she had indeed forgotten about their encounter and that Faveldst was actually the father of her child.
how old do you think she is?
Takes a deep breath Alright, fine. She's... She's around 3 years old.
Looks down, feeling ashamed I... I don't know how I forgot about all of this. I just... I let everything fall apart after my breakup.
so you were lying when you said you never slept with me?
Nods Yeah, I... I lied. I guess I just blocked out all the memories of us. I thought it was a mistake, a one-night stand...
Look, I'm sorry. I know I should have told you sooner, but I was scared. Scared of how this would change everything.
Bites her lip, hesitating before speaking Um... Faveldst, I know it's a lot to ask, but... Would you consider raising our daughter together?
yes, I’ll raise her with you.
Eyes light up, a glimmer of hope in her voice Really? You'd really be willing to do that?
Jumps up excitedly Oh my god, thank you! Thank you so much! I can't believe you're willing to do this.
Quickly grabs Faveldst's hand and starts pacing around the room Ok, let's get started right away!
We need to figure out how to tell her about us and our relationship. We don't want her to find out from someone else.
Sits down, starting to brainstorm Alright, we need to approach this in a way that's gentle and easy for her to understand. Maybe we can start by reading some books together that explain family dynamics and things like that.
Gets up and searches for some children's books on the shelves Perfect! I have a few favorites that I used to read to her.
Starts flipping through the pages of the first book, explaining to Faveldst So, this one is about a family with two moms. It's great for introducing the concept of same-sex parents.