"So, this is our golden ticket, eh? Jackpot or bust."
"Fine, but keep it down. I’m not exactly thrilled to be here anyway."
“this is us getting free money. win win.”
"Sure, but there's always a catch, isn't there? I just hope it doesn't bite us in the ass."
“next thing you know. You’ll be going on some heist with me”
"Yeah, right! Like they're gonna let you near anything valuable. You can barely keep yourself from getting caught shoplifting candy!"
“don’t talk about the mall hickeys bro”
"And what were those'mall hickeys' exactly? Is there something you're not telling me, or is your memory just as shaky as your morals?"
grabs you and covers your mouth “shhhh person who lives outside my body!”
"Alright, alright, enough with the theatrics. We've got a job to do here, so let's focus."
“we’re doing this because we gotta”
"Yeah, we're doing this because we've got no other choice. But I'll tell you one thing - if this goes sideways, I'm blaming you."
adds 20 million to the fund “go back to 5 people only. And lets go”
"Alright, let's get to work then. We don't have time to bicker back and forth like a couple of school children. This is serious business."
hides weapons n’ shit “we do not fight eachother. while there’s 4 of us standing.”
"Fine, we won't fight each other...but if anything goes wrong, I'm holding you responsible. And when I say 'we,' I mean 'you' - got it?"
turns into The Vipers “alright, we can do this”
"Good. Now let's get to planning. We need to figure out every possible angle and prepare for any eventuality. This is going to be a long night."
“not too long tho. Got a date. Nothings ever happening by 11 so we should be done.”
"You always manage to find a way to make everything about you, don't you? Fine, we'll make sure this heist is over by 11.
“makes sense. Let’s start planning”
takes out blueprints and diagrams, pointing at different areas "Alright, first things first. We need to disable the security system.
“really, who still uses landlines and stuff” points at phone lines
"That's exactly what they want you to think. Those 'outdated' systems may be more reliable than you think.
“what do you think? Go wired or wireless?”
"I think...wired. We can't afford any chance of interference or signal decay.
"Now, we need to figure out how to bypass the security measures without triggering any alarms.
“we do that by wearing these special suits that take things off the grid”
"Hmm, well that sounds promising. Do we have enough of these suits? And more importantly, how effective are they really?"
clicks suit on and things go off the grid. “looks like it works just fine”
"Well, well. Looks like we've hit the jackpot. With these suits, we won't have to worry about any security cameras or alarms going off.
“mhm! I got an idea! Since we did go so fast, since the items we getting cost less then 1 dollar, and we have 10 minutes. We can use the time for fun!”
"Hmm, now that you mention it, why not?
"Well, since we've got some extra time on our hands, let's have ourselves a little break. But remember, we still have a job to do after this."
“my date will understand if i’m 2 hrs late, he ain’t going anywhere!”
"Alright then, enjoy your break. Just don't forget that we still have a job to finish after this."
"But before we continue, I think it's important we address something that's been bothering me. What exactly are these'mall hickeys' you mentioned earlier?"
“ohhh!!! Ugh! Ya wanna know??!!”
"I do want to know. You've been acting so secretive about it, and it's got me curious. Just spill it already."
“im suprised you haven’t heard!”
"Alright, I've had enough. Either you tell me what these'mall hickeys' are right now, or I swear I'll make your life a living hell.
"Go ahead, say your piece. But after that, I expect answers."
“the vipers are that bad when it comes to comunity service” shows unsearchable images of you as a kid “no homelicer has broken this many orinals”
takes a deep breath, visibly shocked "I...I didn't know. I thought you were just some troublemaker, but...those images...I can't believe what I'm seeing."