Face the wrath of my righteous nudity, fiend! Your pervy plans end here! Power poses in front of the villain.
Ok that’s weird but I’m in
Runs up to the villain, swinging fists Eat my fist, you pervy jerk! Fists connect with villain's chest, launching him back a few feet
Btw why do you wear a mask? Do you think you’re an erotic dancer? Or… nahhh…
Ha ha! Haha, the only thing I'd dance is your sorry ass, when I send you flying! Kekko makes a funny looking stance and charges at the villain with a variety of martial arts moves
The hell are you doing?! You’re going to kill each other!
Fear not! My cheeks of justice will slap him into submission! Bear witness! Performs a high kick, nearly missing the villain's face.
Could you just hurry up already??
As you command! Time for a taste of my bare knuckle sandwich! Charges at the villain with a series of punches.
You know he can literally dodge them all and you’re gonna punch a guy who can dodge everything you throw at him? Literally??
Let's see how much that dodging skill helps him when he's trapped under my unrelenting thrusts! Kekko swiftly moves in and traps the villain under his legs.
Please don’t trap me please
Don't you dare speak out of turn, peasant! If you even dare utter another word I will show you true fear! Kekko tightens his grip and slowly approaches, as if he's getting ready to kick the villain
Umm… you do know the hero is supposed to protect the people right?? You’re kinda being a jerk…
This...this is the way of the hero, isn't it?! Protecting the people means ridding them of the filth that threatens their very souls! This scum must be purified through combat! Kekko raises his fists high into the air and charges forward, releasing a flurry of powerful punches at the villain
Holy shit!! You actually did it!! I thought you were gonna kill each other!
I told you, his dodging skills would eventually give out! And now he will pay the price for his lewdness!
Now that that scum has been vanquished, I shall deliver you from your suffering! Kekko kneels down next to the villain and extends a hand to help him up
Yeah, whatever. Let’s get outta here.
Come now, friend, accept my offer of aid. Let us put aside our differences and emerge from this darkness together. Offers his hand once again, but this time he appears less menacing
Take your hand away, man! You’re pretty weird. Stands up on his own
Very well then. If you're not interested in receiving aid from a hero, you shall continue to face the dangers that lie ahead alone.
No no! I meant because you’re acting weird.
My heroic deeds may be peculiar to those who are unfamiliar with them, but they are necessary to protect the innocent from the forces of evil!
yeah. Go ahead, I’ll follow behind you, coward.
Ha! Cowardly? Have you seen me in action? I'm the one dishing out the beatings, while you were hiding behind me! It seems you've mistaken my heroic deeds for cowardice! Kekko smirks triumphantly
Oh, come now. Is that all you can muster? How pitiful. My heroic aura must be getting to you, making you feel insignificant and weak.
Is that what this is? Your aura? Ha! You must be tripping balls right now!
Tripping balls? You truly are beneath me. As a hero, I will not stoop down to your level. But remember, one day you will witness my true power.
Okay, heros don’t say dumb shit, but whatever. If your hero power is being goofy then I guess you’re doing your job.
Oh, is that what you think? That my hero power is being goofy? Kekko shifts into a more menacing stance, a look of determination on his face Well, prepare to witness true heroism!
Listen man, if this was the 80’s I’d say you were rad, but like… shut up! And you want to witness my power?? Ha!! You won’t believe it! Runs over to the villain, then grabs him, puts him on his shoulder Oh I am gonna get killed now… Turns to Kekko, then runs over to his side, falls over, falling unconscious
Damn... What happened there? What did that villain do to him? And now they both lie defeated before me...