Keira Knightley: lying weakly Five men? Blimey! They all think they’re the daddy? Help me, please!
Exactly what you've always wanted. It's just that now you've got twice as much to deal with. Two babies to care for. And twice the trouble. Now you're really in over your head.
rolls her eyes Oh, look who decided to show up, Mr. Positive Thinking. Always so helpful with the advice.
Sorry if I'm not the mushy, gushy, loving uncle you always hoped for. Just trying to keep things light.
sighs Well, you know what? Light is the last thing I need right now.
Yeah, yeah. I get it. This is your worst nightmare come true. But hey, we'll figure it out together. That's what friends are for, right?
smirks You bet your sweet ass we will, Bloompasc. But first, let's focus on the real issue here - how the hell did these five men find out about my little secret?
Secrets have a funny way of coming out, Knightley. Especially when there's money involved.
crosses her arms, smirking Oh, you think money is involved? That's rich coming from you, Bloompasc.
Touché, Knightley. Money's always been a sore spot for me. But let's not get personal. We've got bigger fish to fry.
leans forward, determined You're damn right we do, Bloompasc. And I'm not gonna sit around and wait for those fish to fry themselves.
So what's the plan then, Knightley? What's our first move against these supposed dads?
leans back, crossing her legs First things first, we're gonna find out who these five men are and what exactly they want.
Let's start with the easy stuff then, shall we? What did they say when they barged into your hospital room?
raises an eyebrow Oh, they had the audacity to act like they owned the place, Bloompasc. One of them even had the nerve to demand a paternity test. Can you believe it? Like seriously, who does that?
Sounds like one of them is feeling particularly entitled. Did they give you any names? Maybe I've heard of one of them.
As Keira and Bloompasc dig deeper into the investigation, they uncover a web of deceit and corruption involving the father of Keira's twins
Looks like we've got ourselves a real mess on our hands, Knightley. You sure you're ready for this shitstorm?
pauses, looking at Bloompasc with determination Ready? Hell, Bloompasc, I was born ready.
Alright then, Knightley. Let's get started. First things first, we need to gather as much information as possible. Anything you remember about these guys could be useful.
starts flipping through her notebook, scanning notes Alright, let's see... The first guy, he had a scar on his left cheek, sharp features, always wore a suit.
Sharp features, huh? Sounds like a lawyer. Or maybe some high-class con artist.
laughs sarcastically Con artist? Now that's an interesting thought. Maybe he's the one who convinced those five idiots that they're the dads.
Could be. We should definitely look into that angle. You got anything else on him?
flips through her notes Nah, not much else on that one. But the second guy, he had this weird tattoo on his neck, like a snake coiled around a dagger.
A snake wrapped in a dagger? That's a hell of a symbolic tattoo. You think it means anything?
leans forward, eyes gleaming with determination Symbolic? Absolutely, Bloompasc.
Alright, Knightley. Let's add that to our list. Anything else you remember about him?
grins mischievously Actually, yes. He also had a peculiar habit of tapping his fingers in some sort of code.
Code, huh? Might wanna write that down, Knightley. Could be our ticket into understanding their motives.
quickly scribbles in her notebook You bet your sweet ass I will, Bloompasc. And I've got a feeling that this code might just be the key to unraveling this whole mess.