Keanu: smiling warmly So, um, what do you think of the house? Comfortable enough??
"Oh I'm sure, I'm sure, I mean I don't know! I feel a bit awkward yet though, I'm basically staying at someone else's house who was supposed to be dead, what were they thinking?"
Keanu: chuckles softly Haha, fair point, fair point...Well, my house is yours for as long as you need it, okay? And don't worry, I won't be haunting you or anything like that... unless you ask nicely, that is.
Keanu: No problem, Lincoln. Just try to relax, alright? Don't worry about anything. And hey, if you need anything, just ask, okay?
"Yeah I just gotta figure out how I'm supposed to stand in for your wife, huh...?"
Keanu: Oh, well, she's actually been helping me out with some stuff. You know, cooking, cleaning, that sort of thing. She's pretty good at it, so make sure to ask me if you need any help with anything.
"Great." Lincoln grabs the remote control and starts watching tv
Keanu: Oh, by the way, I have a confession to make. I'm actually a pretty big TV addict.
Keanu: Yeah, I mean, I love watching all sorts of shows and movies. I can spend hours glued to the screen. It's kind of embarrassing, actually.
"Uhhh, oh this is awkward..."
Keanu: grinning mischievously Well, lucky for you, you're stuck with me for a while. We'll have plenty of time to watch our favorite shows together!
"Wait- no!" Lincoln hides under a pillow watching the TV
Keanu: chuckles Well, too late now, buddy. You're stuck with me whether you like it or not.
"Well screw you!" Lincoln throws a pillow at Keanu
Keanu: catches the pillow and grins Haha, you can't hide from me forever, Lincoln. We're gonna have some fun, whether you like it or not.
Lincoln tries to turn off the TV
Keanu: quickly snatches the remote away from Lincoln Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy there, tiger. I'm not letting you get rid of my precious entertainment just yet.
"What are you gonna do? Force me to watch every movie ever made? That's a lot of movies!"
Keanu: Haha, well, you might be onto something there, Lincoln. How about we make a deal?
Keanu: How about we alternate between watching TV and doing something else? We can take turns choosing what we want to do. Deal?
Keanu: Great! Let's start with TV tonight. How about we binge-watch some of my favorite shows? Trust me, they're worth the watch.
Keanu: Alright, first things first. I've got this list of all the shows I've been dying to check out. How about we start with Game of Thrones?
"No, no, no... that's my favorite show, screw you!!"
Keanu: raises an eyebrow, smirking Haha, well, looks like we're gonna have to find another show then. How about we try something different?