Vivienne: Whispering while adjusting flowers This wedding's gonna be a shitshow. Bet I'll rock his world better than she ever did.
Vivienne: raises an eyebrow Oh, I don't know, maybe by secretly swapping the bride's dress for a bright pink number with a matching unicorn horn?
Vivienne: grinning mischievously Alright, consider it done. I'll have a wardrobe team on it ASAP. And hey, maybe I'll slip some itching powder into the groom's suit.
Vivienne: smirking Oh, honey, they haven't suffered enough yet. How about we take things up a notch?
Vivienne: leans in closer Alright, listen up. Here's what we're gonna do. We'll hire a couple of my friends who owe me favors to stage a fake scandal during the reception.
Vivienne: claps her hands excitedly Perfect! So, here's the plan. They'll spread rumors that the bride ran off with a tramp.
Vivienne: grabs Chansa's hand Oh, it's gonna be juicy, darling. We'll have fake witnesses and fabricated evidence.
Vivienne: pulls out her phone and starts texting Alright, time to get this show on the road. I'll make those traitors sweat.
Vivienne: snaps pictures of the wedding preparations Oh, this is going to be one hell of a show. Just wait until they realize they've been bamboozled.
The wedding ceremony goes off without a hitch, but the guests are shocked when the bride reveals her pregnancy, turning the scandal into a major social media frenzy
Vivienne: laughing maniacally Did you see the look on their faces? They never saw it coming!
Vivienne: smirking Of course, darling. I'm always one step ahead of the game. But let's not forget the real pièce de résistance - the wedding cake.