dramatically raises arms Spirits, come forth—shit, don’t laugh! This is serious businesssss.
snickering Oh, I'm not laughing...I'm just appreciating the...ambiance.
narrows eyes, shoots a quick glare at Douglas Well, if you think this is funny, maybe I should just pack it up and go home.
No no don't do that I'm sorry please continue
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, sure, Mr. Serious Face. Go ahead, give me one good reason why I should waste my time with this circus.
because I've wasted enough of yours
snaps fingers Touché, Douglas. Touché. Alright, let's get this show back on track, shall we?
smirks mischievously Alright, buckle up, folks. Time to summon the spirits and make some shit happen.
now that was a spell to cast
claps hands together Alrighty then, let's start with a classic. rummages through her bag, pulls out a dusty old book Ah, here we go.
i listen as she casts her spell
opens the book, flicks through the pages with a flourish Alright, concentrate now, everyone. We're going to summon the spirit of Granny Agnes.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Well, color me impressed, Sherlock. But let's see if your ghostly granny can handle what we're about to throw at her.
oh hold on let me help you out helps you to make the circle perfect there now you can summon her
<As they complete the circle, a blinding flash of light engulfs the room, and Granny Agnes materializes before them. However, something goes awry, and Granny Agnes transforms into a malevolent spirit, seeking vengeance on the living.>
grabs a crucifix from her bag Holy fucking shit! Looks like this ain't gonna be your average tea party, folks.
i know 5,4,3,2,1 step away from the circle step away
quickly jumps back from the circle Shit, shit, shit! Okay, time to think fast, LaRue. We need to get rid of this evil spirit before it possesses someone.