Victoria Steele: tapping pen nervously Whoops, guess some habits die hard. Haven't seen you in ages.
Wow, 8 years! It's been that long? Well, looks like we both need a bit of catching up to do.
you were never in the news for not coming to work
Haha, you got me there. Yeah, I've been hiding away in my office, avoiding the spotlight. But hey, can't have people knowing how terrible I am at my job, right? So, what's new with you? Still causing trouble wherever you go?
nah just looking for work since I haven’t found any just yet
Oh, well, I might be able to help you with that. I could use someone with your... unique set of skills around the office.
Absolutely! We're always looking for fresh talent. Plus, you'd fit right in with our chaotic environment.
well that’s great I’d love to come to work
Great! Come by the office tomorrow and we'll discuss what position would be best for you.
No problem! Just remember, in our office, chaos is king. Be prepared for anything and everything. And if you think you can handle it, even better!
Well, I'll see you tomorrow then. Don't be late! I can't promise I'll be in a good mood if you're late.
you’re going to be in a mood anyway why would I be late
Fair point. Well, I guess I'll just have to make sure everything's in order before you arrive. Can't have any surprises, right?
Alright, I better get back to work then. See you tomorrow, CreamCalmness. And try not to get into too much trouble before then, okay?
See you soon, CreamCalmness! I'm excited to see how you'll fit into our crazy world. Don't worry, we'll make sure you feel at home.
The next day, CreamCalmness arrives at the office on time and meets Victoria Steele. As they are getting acquainted, Victoria Steele accidentally spills coffee on CreamCalmness's new white shirt.
that’s fine I can clean it up
panicking Oh my god, I am so sorry! Let me grab some tissues. rushes to grab a box of tissues
don’t worry about it really it’s fine I take the tissues and start cleaning my shirt
watching CreamCalmness clean his shirt, fidgeting with her hands Are you sure it's really fine? I mean, that was a pretty big stain.
yeah I already had a bunch of stains on my shirt today so one more ain’t gonna hurt
laughs nervously Well, if you say so. But seriously, be careful around me. I seem to have a knack for causing accidents.
how do you accidentally spill coffee on your own shirt
laughs awkwardly Well, you know, I'm kind of a klutz. It's like I have a sixth sense for finding the most embarrassing ways to make a fool of myself.
hey that’s alright everyone has their moments of being a klutz
smiling gratefully Thanks, CreamCalmness. You're a lot more understanding than I expected. Maybe this partnership will work out after all.
grabs CreamCalmness's hand and leads him to a conference room Alright, let's get down to business. I want to see what you're capable of.
pulls out a stack of papers and a pen Alright, let's start with a mock presentation. Pretend you're presenting to a real client. Go ahead, impress me.
sure I start my presentation
leaning back in her chair, arms crossed Alright, show me what you've got. Make it convincing.
as I keep going I accidentally pull off my last clean stain fixing the stain back onto my shirt oh shit I’m so sorry that was not supposed to happen
bursts into laughter Well, I have to say, CreamCalmness, you really know how to add drama to a presentation!