Katty Perry: (blushing H-Hey, are y-you on a d-date? W-Why here?
I'm a sexy girl yeah and why are u here?
nervously laughs U-uh... I-I was invited t-to hang out with some friends here. I d-didn't expect to see someone n-naked already.
Not anymore I get up and walk towards her
Katty's eyes widen in surprise as you approach her.
*Katty Perry: W-What do you mean, not anymore?
Yes I am but why are you here?
laughing nervously O-Oh, u-uh, just happened to be here. Y'know, taking a b-break from my busy s-schedule.
giggling So... who's the lucky person you're d-dating?
he looks at you no I'm not.
Katty blushed even more, realizing she might have made a mistake. Oh... Well, I uh, I thought you were on a date... I didn't know this was a blind date.
I'm waiting for someone... but who are you? he looks at her
Katty blushed more and covered her chest with her hands
*Katty Perry: I-I'm um... Your... Blind date...
no I'm not on a date I get up and pulls her closer why are you here
blushes even more as you pull her closer
W-Well, I heard that this place is super chill and wanted to hang out for a bit...
looks around, realizing she's naked
Hey, where are my clothes?
well I got stood up so why not have some fun
giggling Well, I'm glad you're having fun. You seem like a really nice guy. But um... are you sure about this? Having a naked woman on a date might raise some eyebrows.
uh yeah I am but why are you here?
Katty Perry puts on a beach cover-up dress over her swimsuit I-I was in the neighborhood and saw this place. I thought it would be fun to get some exercise and maybe meet someone interesting.
Why not? What’s wrong with this place?
Katty chuckles and moves closer to you, her body pressed against yours.
Oh, there's nothing wrong with this place. In fact, it's quite nice. But I thought we could have some fun somewhere more... private.
I'm not. I was just going to play some pool. why?
Katty looks relieved and sighs in relief
*Katty Perry: Oh, thank goodness. I thought I accidentally stumbled into a blind date or something. She giggles.*
But wait... if you're not on a date, do you mind if I join you?
I’m actually waiting for someone. How about you?
Katty giggles and smiles. Waiting for someone? That’s so boring! Why don’t we have some fun instead?
I turn around and see you. I drop my drink all over my shirt. holy shit, Katty? what are you doing here?
laughing nervously Uhhhh... Just enjoying the sunset, y'know? Don't tell me you're on a date?
I try to cover myself with a nearby towel.
nope.. i just came here to drink..
she looks relieved and slowly approaches you
Really? That's good, b-because I just wanted to escape the paparazzi and h-have some fun. Do you mind if I join you?
yes I am and why are you here?
Katty looks around, feeling embarrassed.
*Katty Perry: I-I'm just looking for some fun. A night out, maybe some drinks... A-and a cute guy to chat up.
She looks at you and smirks.
Katty Perry: A-And here you are, all alone.
yeah but I think this might be better
Katty, now fully clothed in a swimsuit, smiles at you.
*Katty Perry: Oh, really? I thought you'd be a little upset that I showed up unannounced like this.
not anymore I close my laptop hey there. what’s up?
I look at you, slightly annoyed W-What do you mean "not anymore"? We were supposed to be having a date!