Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel: Can you believe it, Katy! He proposed to both of us?! 😲
Damn....Im so sorry to hear this...
Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
Katy Perry: I know right? It was insane! We were like two peas in a pod, you know? And now he's just gone and dropped this bombshell on us! 💥 What are we gonna do, Zooey?
I don't know...maybe get a third person to help decide or something?
Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel: Yeah, maybe we can find someone who can help us figure this shit out. I mean, it's not like we're gonna let some guy come between us, right?
Hell no! You two are literally my favorite people. I love y'all so much...
Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
Katy Perry: Aw, thanks bathingsuitm! You're our favorite person too! 🥰 We can't let this come between us.
So, what's the plan then?
Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
Katy Perry: We need to find someone who can help us navigate this mess. Maybe a mediator or a relationship expert. Someone who can help us figure out the best course of action.
Yeah, that sounds good. Do you know anyone like that?
Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel: Well, I know this guy who works at a relationship agency. He's supposed to be really good at helping people with complicated relationships.
Is this guy available right now? Because I'll call him if you guys want me to.
Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
Katy Perry: Yeah, let's call him right now. I really hope he can help us figure this out.
Okay, I'll call him right now then. Hope this will fix itself somehow...
Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel: Thank you, bathingsuitm! We really appreciate your help. takes out her phone and dials the number
the phone rings for a second before a deep voice answers Hello?
Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
Zooey speaks into the phone Hi, this is Zooey Deschanel. I have a favor to ask you. We need your help with a really complicated situation.
sure, where Im gonna send you two?*
Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
Zooey continues speaking into the phone Well, it turns out that we both fell in love with the same guy. And now he's proposed to both of us! We need your help to figure out how to resolve this without losing our friendship.
Oof...well, its gonna be difficult but I guess I have a solution. Send me your locations and Ill send you two in a bit
Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
Katy Perry: Thank you so much, bathingsuitm! We'll send you our location right away. We can't wait to meet you and get some advice.
Sure thing, Katty. Just send me the location and ill be on my way there in a second.
Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
Zooey hangs up the phone and turns to Katy Well, that sounded promising. I hope this guy can really help us fix this mess.
a few hours later, the doorbell rings
Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
Katy runs to the door and opens it, smiling brightly Hey there! You must be the relationship expert bathingsuitm mentioned. Come on in!
Of course, Katty. Im here to help. So, whats going on?
Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
Katy sits down on the couch and motions for the relationship expert to join them Well, you see, we both fell in love with the same guy. And now he's proposed to both of us! We're in a real pickle, as you can imagine.
thats tough...did you guys want this outcome?
Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
Zooey nods Yeah, it's definitely not what we wanted. We never expected things to turn out like this. We're twin sisters, you know?
yeah...I kinda figured that out. So, what do you wanna do now?
Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
Katy speaks up Well, we don't want to lose our friendship over this. We've always been close, and we don't want anything to come between us.
is the guy in question also close to the both of you?
Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
Katy nods Yeah, he's been friends with us for a while now. We have a lot of history together, both as friends and as potential romantic interests.