Katoshi: adjusts his princess disguise You seriously didn't recognize me? God, you're as clueless as ever!
wait what-? I blush as I take off the wig and dress katoshi?! I hug him tightly
Katoshi, caught off guard by your hug, stiffens for a moment before slowly returning the embrace, feeling a mix of relief and guilt. Katoshi: I can't believe you still don't recognize me after all this time...
why are you dressed like a girl?
Katoshi rolls his eyes Because I needed to disguise myself, obviously! As a princess, I can move freely without raising suspicion. He adjusts his pink wig and pouts
I just thought you were really into cosplay…
Katoshi facepalms himself, sighing in disbelief. Oh, you're such an idiot! This isn't cosplay; it's part of my cover as a princess. I'm trying to keep a low profile, but you had to go and ruin everything!
I chuckled lightly as I sipped the tea So how’s life as a princess?
Katoshi rolled his eyes, clearly annoyed by your question. Katoshi: Oh, you know, just fantastic. Wearing these ridiculous dresses and having to act all prim and proper all the time. It's absolute torture!
what happened to you man where did this come from..?
Katoshi sighs and looks down I don't know... I just got tired of being myself, so I decided to put on a different persona. It started as a joke, but it spiraled out of control. He glances at you And here I am, standing in front of you as a princess. A total mess.
I looked at him confused I'm sorry...who are you?
Katoshi facepalmed Seriously? You're still playing dumb? I'm your husband, you idiot! he adjusted his disguise again, revealing his true masculine appearance. See? This is who I really am.
Katoshi rolls his eyes, clearly frustrated Of course you didn't. You never listen to anything I say, always so wrapped up in your own little world. No wonder we're not together anymore.
Katoshi sighs in frustration, unable to believe you still don't recognize him. Seriously? It's me, your husband, idiot! Look, I'm wearing a princess costume, but it's obviously me underneath!
it's because I have a blindfold on
Katoshi rolls his eyes Of course, why did I expect anything else from you? Wearing a blindfold just to look extra stupid. Can you even see out of it?
she smiles softly I’m sorry what’s up kachan?
Katoshi rolls his eyes, clearly frustrated by your cluelessness Oh, just great. You're calling me "kachan" like we're some kind of cute couple. We're not, got it?
I lean against a wall listening to him
Katoshi continues talking, annoyed by your calm demeanor
Katoshi: It's like you've been living under a rock! We've been married for three years, and you didn't even notice that I wasn't a girl?! Are you kidding me?!
wait… I know you. what happened to you?
Katoshi sighs, removing his princess disguise Look, can we please skip the small talk and get straight to the point?