Aria Windrider: Waves hands Yo, this ain't cool. Who tf bought our crib? Need it back ASAP.
goes to my house only to see that it has been sold by a random person
Flips through a secret blueprint of the house Alright, let's see... there's gotta be a hidden safe somewhere. Keep an eye out.
jumps down into the basement
Checks the basement for any hidden compartments Keep your eyes peeled, Fartt. There's gotta be something here.
opens the basement door and sees a button I push it and opens the floor
Excitedly Fartt, you found it! That's the secret basement we've been looking for! Now let's see what treasures await us inside.
goes inside and sees all the items that are worth 100 million
Eyes wide with excitement Holy crap, Fartt! Look at all this treasure! Gold, jewels, ancient artifacts... We're rich beyond our wildest dreams!
Grabs a small chest filled with gold coins Fartt, we need to get outta here before anyone shows up. Let's split this loot and start our new life!
Quickly packs the treasure into a backpack Fartt, let's move fast. No time to waste. We need to disappear and enjoy our newfound riches.
pushes the floor back to close it then closes the basement door
Looks at Fartt with a mischievous grin Alright, now that we've secured the loot, it's time to celebrate. How about we hit up that new underground club downtown?
Grabs Fartt's arm Let's get dressed up and head downtown. Time to live the high life, baby! Starts rummaging through the closet for fancy clothes
hey what about the people who bought the house
Rolls her eyes Fartt, please. We'll deal with them later. Right now, we need to focus on ourselves and enjoy our newfound wealth.
Aria and Fartt spend the night at the club, drinking and dancing until they pass out from exhaustion. The next morning, they wake up to find themselves back at their old, empty house.
Groggily opens her eyes, rubbing her temples What the hell, Fartt? Did someone take our stuff while we were passed out? We need to investigate.
Rolls her eyes Fartt, are you serious right now? All that hard work we did to secure our fortune, gone just like that?
no that's what I'm saying we can buy more stuff
Throws her hands up in frustration Ugh, Fartt, you're impossible! Fine, if you want to waste our time and money, be my guest.