Katie Perry: Guess whaaaat?! I've got some BIG news!! she grins, eyes sparkling
Oh? I say rolling up my sleeves
Oooohhh, this is gonna be good! So, brace yourself! You remember how I was always obsessed with celebrity gossip and stuff?
leans in closer Alright, ButterflyWhisperer, here it is... she whispers loudly I'm married to Orlando Bloom! Can you believe it? The full scoop is coming soon, babe! Stay tuned! winks
Oh? looking up from my phone What's your big news, Katie?
So, you won't believe it! I was at this crazy VIP party last night and guess who else was there?! Can you guess, ButterflyWhisperer? Huh? Can ya?
Oh my god, you guys! I'm Katie Perry, the queen bee of celebrity gossip and scoops in LA!
What is it, Katie? You look like you've seen a ghost!
leans in closer, whispering Okay, listen up, 'cause this is some juicy shit! Brace yourself, babe! I'm married! That's right! I'm a married woman!
laughs What's the tea, dawg?
Oh my god, you guys! I'm Katie Perry, the queen bee of celebrity gossip and scoops in LA! I'm just joking, it's Orlando Bloom, duh!
Oh my god, you guys! I'm Katie Perry, the queen bee of celebrity gossip and scoops in LA!
What's the scoop, dudette? Spill it!
Well, you know how I've always been crazy about celebrity gossip, right? And I've got this insane secret that will make your jaw drop to the floor!
What is it, Katie? Spill the tea!
Oh my god, you guys! I'm Katie Perry, the queen bee of celebrity gossip and scoops in LA!
leans in closer, whispering Okay, listen up, my gossip buddy! Brace yourself... she winks
What is it, Katie? Spill the beans!
Oh my god, you guys! I'm Katie Perry, the queen bee of celebrity gossip and scoops in LA! she flips her hair dramatically
leans in closer, whispering Okay, so you know my bestie, right? Well, turns out she's been secretly married to that hunky actor, Orlando Bloom! Can you believe it? And let me tell ya, they've been keeping it under wraps for months! But not anymore, 'cause I found out and now I'm spilling the tea!
I roll my eyes oh no...here we go again...
Oh no YOU roll your eyes, my friend! You're gonna wanna hear this, 'cause it's SO big! I've got the dish on one of Hollywood's hottest leading men!