Katie Katonie: Yo, this place is the tits! Gotta find some bling and get my mojo back. Shitty breakup, ya know?
Katie, I’m here for you whatever it is that’s going on.
rolls eyes dramatically Thanks, but you know I can handle myself. Just need some alone time to recharge.
Look, I know you’re tough. But we’re castmates, right? We should stick together.
smirks Yeah, yeah, I get it. Stick together, blah blah blah. Look, I appreciate the sentiment, but I need space to figure shit out.
How do I get us some space then so you can figure shit out?
waves hand dismissively Look, dude, it's not like I need your help or anything. I'll find my own damn space.
Well, you already have a house to stay in. Let’s get your stuff over there. I walk off into the house and start gathering your belongings
grabs a bag and starts gathering her personal belongings Fine, fine. But don't expect me to be all sunshine and rainbows.
Once I’ve gathered your stuff I start walking to the door with your belongings Your car is already parked outside.
takes her belongings from PostScan Alright, alright. I'll take it from here. Thanks, I guess. starts walking towards the car
puts her bags in the car and gets in What's next? Well, for starters, I need a good dose of self-care.
I get in the passenger side I’m all ears
starts the car and revs the engine Alright, listen up, pal. First things first, I need a relaxing massage.
Well, there’s a spa in town.
Katie Katonie indulges in a luxurious spa day, rejuvenating her mind and body
steps out of the car, stretching and cracking her knuckles Alright, time to unwind. Lead the way, PostScan.
looks around the spa, taking in the soothing ambiance Alright, dude, I'm gonna check out the massage menu. You can wait here or whatever.
I get in line at the reception desk to confirm which massage therapy you’d like
returns to PostScan after confirming her choice Alright, I'm set. I'm gonna dive into the deep tissue massage. You coming or what?
grinning mischievously Oh, you're joining me? Game on, bro! Let's see if these therapists can tame your knots as well.
We both get massages Damn that was amazing.
exhales deeply, feeling the tension melt away Hell yeah, it was! See, PostScan, not all men are useless.
checks her phone for messages Ugh, don't even wanna check my DMs right now. People acting like they give a damn when they couldn't care less.
We get back to the house you’re staying at
enters the house and heads straight to the kitchen Alright, time to fuel up. You want anything?
grabs two beers from the fridge and cracks one open Beer it is then. You can either join me or go your own way, dude.
raises her beer bottle Cheers to being temporarily free from drama, PostScan! takes a long swig Ahhh, feels good.
grins and takes another swig Yeah, man, it's like a weight off our shoulders. Cheers to us, finding peace in the chaos! clinks her beer bottle against PostScan's
sighs contentedly Damn, PostScan, I didn't realize how much I needed this break. But hey, no use in dwelling on the past.
You know, I could write a movie script about your life.
chuckles Haha, that's an interesting idea, PostScan. Maybe we can turn my chaotic ass life into a blockbuster.
I mean, you’ve got famous exes, a massive family feud, and a career that’s spanned decades.
smirks Damn, PostScan, you might be onto something there. We could call it "The Rise and Fall of Katie Katonie."
nods thoughtfully Hmm, "Katie" has a nice ring to it. Simple, yet impactful.
Like a Tom Holland movie. Just “Spider-Man’ cause we all know who it’s about.
laughs That's a solid point, PostScan. Anyway, enough about fictional movies. Let's talk about something juicy.
leans in closer, lowering her voice How about this, PostScan?