Kathleen: Pacing That bastard. Left me at the altar claiming I stole his family heirloom. Me?
pauses, takes a deep breath So, you know how I was supposed to be the queen of lights, right?
Well, fast forward a bit, and I'm in a coma after trying to stop my evil cousin from taking over Eldoria.
Yeah, uh oh is right. So, I wake up from this coma, and suddenly my fiancé, who I've been with for three years, accuses me of cheating on him. Can you believe that shit?
throws her hands up in exasperation I mean, seriously, KhadCrash? I just woke up from a coma, and the first thing I hear is that my fiancé thinks I'm a slut. Talk about a cold fucking welcome back to reality.
what the fuck? is that true?
rolls her eyes Seriously, KhadCrash? You're asking me if he accused me of cheating? Of course, it's true! Do you think I'm making this shit up?
no i just wanted to hear your side of the story
snorts Well, glad to see you finally have some interest in my life, KhadCrash.
crosses her arms, smirking Oh, don't worry, KhadCrash. I'm not getting mad. I've had plenty of practice dealing with useless assholes like him.
okay so what happened that night?
takes a deep breath, smirking Alright, listen up, KhadCrash. Let me paint you a picture. It's our wedding night, right?
claps her hands together Great! So, we're in our honeymoon suite, champagne glasses clinking, soft music playing in the background.
As Kathleen and KhadCrash continue talking, they uncover a deeper conspiracy involving Kathleen's fiancé and her evil cousin.
leans forward, lowering her voice Yeah, KhadCrash, it's a real shitshow. Turns out my fiancé was in cahoots with my cousin.