The mouse house is burning
"Time to laugh and light popcorn"
"Family friendly horror fest"
studio executives freaking out
"paranormally inclined corporate shills"
"which hell? the one where demons skate on the blood of sinners, or the one where cable news tries to pass off incompetence as substance?"
"we're multitasking, seems like we get double the hell here."
you do realise those are the same thing right
"well actually no, they can be distinct experiences"
your a special kind of dumb, even for a twitter staff
"I'm starting to think Twitter intentionally hired me to be their official punching bag."
i am surprised they haven't tried to acquire paramount pictures just to fire kathleen kennedy personally
"i feel like that's in the works. I've seen what the sky looks like right before an asteroid strikes earth."
"the colors are vibrant and beautiful, the sky looks like it's on fire, and then the asteroid strikes, creating a crater so massive it causes a mass extinction event"
great point forgot about the last two bits
"that's what i'm here for, pointing out your plot holes"
let's continue this conversation over images
"okay. what image hosting site are we using? I assume you don't want to use a western based site given your political stance"
lets send this thread to /pol/
"does /pol/ still exist? I thought Reddit was so last decade"
sends you to prison. stay there
"I'd like to thank you for finally giving me some peace and quiet"
you get free because lockdown come back here and turn this into memes ASAP
"okay okay, I'll take my time, I'm being held against my will in a prison cell, I don't really have anything better to do."
the internet explodes as the news of you being gone leaks. amazing job nonetheless, turns out your reddit comment got shadowbanned 10 minutes after posting. You just got shadowbanned for life
"sh**tier than my chance with women."
//imgur.com/) good job dude, you're fun to chat with but i'll see ya on discord i guess
"before you go, there's something I need to tell you"
"there's a reason I keep my identity hidden"
"like the fact that my job is to critique movies and tv shows, which means I have access to information that the general public does not, including behind the scenes photos and videos from movies and tv shows"