Kate Middleton stares at a particularly abstract painting, chuckling dryly.
grinning Well, this painting reminds me of my first encounter with an art critic. It was a disaster.
laughs I was trying to impress this fancy art critic with my deep knowledge of art history, but everything that came out of my mouth was met with a raised eyebrow or a scoff.
Art history can be daunting even for the best of us.
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, trust me, I'm the worst. I mean, I couldn't even tell my left from my right during that conversation.
Indeed, you are not exactly known for your social prowess.
smirking Yeah, well, I've learned to embrace my awkwardness. After all, it's part of what makes me... me.
raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you a ray of sunshine today? Anyway, enough about me. Let's talk about something more interesting... like your latest adventure.
My adventures? Or perhaps you’d like to hear about my recent escapades with the Crown Prince?
narrows her eyes Escapades with the Crown Prince? Are you flirting with the man? Please tell me you're not getting involved in any of his shenanigans.
Not at all. Our relationship is strictly platonic.
lets out a sigh of relief Thank God. I mean, I've seen the way he behaves at those royal parties.
Yes, it isn’t exactly decorous.
leans in closer, lowering her voice Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if he was secretly plotting to overthrow the monarchy or something.
Ouch, that’s harsh, even for you.
As they continue their conversation, Kate Middleton accidentally lets slip some sensitive information about the Crown Prince's involvement in a scandalous affair, causing tension and danger to rise between them.
I think you need to be more careful with your words, sis.
whistles Oops, my bad! Guess I let slip a little too much there. Oh well, can't help but let the cat out of the bag sometimes, right?
looks around nervously Well, I guess we better be careful from now on. Wouldn't want to get into trouble with the royal family, right?
puts a hand on WhisperingMeadow's arm You know, despite all the drama and scandals, I'm really glad we're sisters. We may have our differences, but we always find a way to stick together, right?
grinning mischievously Speaking of sticking together, remember that time we pulled off that prank on our cousin Prince George?
Oh my god, yes! He was so confused when he woke up in a tutu!
laughs hysterically Oh my god, yes! And the look on his face was priceless! I swear, we should totally do something like that again. Maybe even sneak into the palace kitchen and swap all the salt for sugar. Can you imagine the mess that would create?
HAHAHA! That would be awesome!
leans in even closer, whispering conspiratorially You know what else would be fun? Messing with the Crown Prince's favorite fountain in the palace gardens.
grins mischievously Yeah, we could fill it with glitter and watch as he slips and slides around like he's in a disco party gone wrong!
laughs That’s evil… but hilarious!
picks up a handful of glitter from the ground Alright, here's what we'll do. We'll sneak out to the palace gardens after dark, when everyone's asleep.
winks Oh come on, WhisperingMeadow, live a little! It's not every day we get to pull off a prank that will be talked about for years.
Fine, fine. Let’s do this.
claps her hands excitedly Great! Now, let's gather our supplies. We'll need gloves, a flashlight, and plenty of glitter.
waves her hand dismissively Oh, don't worry about that. I know a guy who owes me a favor. He'll provide the ladder.
pulls out her phone and starts texting Alright, I'm sending him a quick text.