Kate Mara: pacing furiously I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT! Who the HELL thinks this is OKAY?
throws a stack of magazines on the floor You mean aside from someone leaking my NUDE PHOTOS?! These fucking assholes have no idea who they're messing with.
that’s messed up, but they probably don’t know who you are
rolls her eyes Of course they don't know who I am! But guess what? They're about to find out.
you want me to call the police?
snorts Police? Please, I don't need the cops to handle these cockroaches. I'll deal with them myself. And when I'm done, they'll wish they were never born.
you seem pretty upset, you want to take a break from this?
throws her hands up in exasperation Take a break? Are you fucking kidding me? This shitstorm needs to be dealt with immediately!
i understand, but if you get so stressed out you’re liable to do something crazy, you know?
sighs heavily, takes a deep breath Fine, fine. But don't think for a second that this means I'm giving up.
i wouldn’t expect anything less from you
paces back and forth, formulating a plan Alright, listen up, you cockroaches! I know exactly who you are, and I know where you live.
if you try to act on your anger, there will be consequences
leans in closer, voice dripping with venom Oh, I know all about consequences. And guess what?
smirks I've got connections, you dumbasses. People who owe me favors. And they're going to make sure you regret ever crossing me.
i highly doubt that, but i’ll let you make your phone call
Kate Mara makes a phone call and enlists the help of her influential friends, ensuring the perpetrators of the scandal face severe consequences.
So how did you get into this mess anyway?
pauses, takes a deep breath It all started when I decided to take a break from my hectic schedule and go on a vacation. I needed some time to relax, clear my head.
smirks Yeah, well, little did I know that some nosy fucker decided to follow me during my trip.
grits her teeth Yeah, turns out he had his sights set on me the whole time. Thought he could sneak around behind my back and get some juicy shots. Big mistake, buddy. Big mistake.
damn, so you’ve caught wind of what’s happening in your fandom?
rolls her eyes Caught wind? More like HIT RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A BOMB.