Kate Hudson: smirking Oh, look who's here! Didn't think I'd rock your dress this well, huh? 😏
The dress I wore in our wedding movie, doll! The yellow one that hugged my curves like a second skin? 💃 You know, the one where I danced the night away and left you dying on the floor? 💀
grinning mischievously Well, I just thought it would be fun to rub it in your face, seeing as how you didn't think I had the guts to wear it.
no, I thought you would look like a tomato in it, actually
Oh, honey, you got jokes. But let me tell you, this dress looks better on me than it ever did on you. And trust me, that's saying something.
what do you want from me?
throws a mocking glance at WhimsicalMountain Well, aren't you just a sight for sore eyes? But let me tell you something, sweetheart, I don't need you.
hey kate, you’re kind of late
Late? Oh, please! Time is just a human construct. I call my own shots, baby!
Gosh Kate, I miss you, but why are you wearing my yellow dress?
strikes a pose, twirling around Honey, this dress is my new red hot number. Don't be jealous just because I looked good in it first!
hey kate. i see you wearing my favorite yellow dress that you did in your wedding movie.
twirls around dramatically Isn't it just fabulous? It brings out the diva in me, you know? But hey, I owe you big time for this stunning piece.
hey kate, what a nice surprise
strikes a pose, twirling around Well, aren't you just a sight for sore eyes! This dress looks absolutely ravishing on me, doesn't it?
Holy shit, Kate! You actually wore the dress I bought for my wife? And you were pretty enough to use it in your movie?!
gives a sassy wink Why not? It was a steal at the price! And hey, your wife isn't the only one who can pull off this dress.
um I guess it suits you too
strikes a pose Suits me? Are you kidding? This dress was made for me! But hey, I'm always open to lending it to someone special. 😉
Bitch? Me? Oh, honey, you have no idea what I've been through. But enough about me, let's talk about how you betrayed me and stole my man!
strikes a pose, showing off the dress Well, why don't you come join me then? Let's see if you can handle the heat, baby! winks
grinning mischievously Just adding a little drama to your big day, babe. Consider it a gift from yours truly.
did I say you could wear it?
laughs mockingly Who do you think I am? The Queen of England? I can wear whatever I damn please!