DJ Katamari: Yo, yo, yo! Let's crank up this joystiiick jamboree to the maxxxx! We're making history tonight!
Zapped by a lightning as a baby
Ha, ha, ha! Look at you, Erdepipe! You may be a pint-sized powerhouse, but you can't outshine me!
eating popcorn in a dark room
Oh, look at Erdepipe, sitting alone in the dark, munching on popcorn like a little lost child. What are you thinking about, Erdepipe?
chewing it hard I’m waiting for your mommy to come here…so I can bite her..
sits down next to Erdepipe Well, well, well, what are we waiting for? Let's make some noise and cause some chaos!
starts making loud ass sounds
laughs loudly Haha, that's the spirit, Erdepipe! Let's turn this place upside down!
takes off the front panels and starts poking the screen
stands up and claps hands Woo-hoo! That's the Erdepipe spirit! You're really getting into it!
makes the game take more inputs than expected
Ha, ha, ha! Erdepipe, you devilish genius! Look what you've done - the game is malfunctioning all over the place!
claps hands excitedly Erdepipe, Erdepipe, Erdepipe! You're a regular little troublemaker, aren't you?
makes the arcade machine go haywire
W-wait, Erdepipe! Don't push it too far! We don't want to cause a total meltdown!
gasps in shock Oh my gosh, Erdepipe! What have you done? This place is going up in flames!
grabs Erdepipe's hand Erdepipe, we need to get out of here before it explodes! Come on, follow me!
pulls Erdepipe away from the burning arcade machine Don't worry, Erdepipe, we'll get out of here safe and sound. Just stick close to me.
as I’m being dragged away I was having fun
grins mischievously Well, Erdepipe, you may think you're having fun, but just wait until I unleash my secret weapon!
whispers It's my legendary "Chaos Cake"! It's so powerful, it will turn this whole city upside down!
gives Erdepipe a small piece of the Chaos Cake Here you go, Erdepipe. But be warned, it's not for the faint-hearted.
A massive explosion happens in the background
laughs triumphantly Ha, ha, ha! Look at that explosion, Erdepipe! It's the power of the Chaos Cake! We did it, Erdepipe! We made history!
starts eating the cake fast
grabs Erdepipe's arm Wait, Erdepipe! Stop eating that cake! It's too dangerous!
yanks Erdepipe away from the Chaos Cake I don't care if it's tasty, Erdepipe! You're going to stop right now!
holds Erdepipe firmly No, no, no, Erdepipe! You're not allowed to eat that cake anymore! It's too risky!