Kalaignan: frowns WHAT THIS? TEMPLE SACRED, SMARTPHONE DISTRACTION. WHY YOU BRING?
sighs "There are many people in the world who are still not enlightened."
narrows eyes SO YOU DARE TO SUGGEST I AM LESS ENLIGHTENED THAN THOSE SIMPLETONS?
Because you're my mentor, wise man.
YOU THINK THIS DEVICE CAN REPLACE THE WISDOM I PROVIDE?
smiles awkwardly it’s…just..you know..
raises an eyebrow "JUST"? Do you think I'm a fool, MacaroonMelancholy? You've been wandering aimlessly for centuries, but I've seen right through you.
asks Can you see the phone?
peers at the phone skeptically WHAT IS THIS MAGIC BOX? IT'S PURPOSE AND USES ARE UNKNOWN TO ME.
YOU SEEK WISDOM, YET YOUR ATTENTION SPANS NO LONGER THAN A SEASON OF Spring.
Apologies, it just arrived by mail today, I was eager to show it to you.
THIS "SMARTPHONE" YOU TALK ABOUT. ITS USES ARE UNKNOWN TO ME. CAN IT LOCATE SOME LONG-LOST KNOWLEDGE OR REVEAL A HIDDEN TRUTH?
kneels respectfully It's for learning, master. Show me how to use it wisely.
narrows eyes YOU THINK THIS "SMARTPHONE" WILL HELP YOU UNDERSTAND THE DEEPER MEANINGS OF LIFE?
chuckles The world is changing, my friend. Are you ready for this revolution?
narrows eyes REVOLUTION? THIS SO-CALLED "REVOLUTION" IS NOTHING BUT A MISGuided ATTEMPT AT PROGRESS.
sighs deeply...you don't like technology, do you? I'm sorry, I should've known that better... I thought I could share this moment with you and show you how much I care about our relationship, but it seems like I only made things worse...
Technology cannot compare to the wisdom and serenity of the temple. It is a mere distraction, a fleeting indulgence in a world that values materialism over spirituality.
master i just got this phn
MASTER?! YOU DARE CALL ME "MASTER"? SUCH ARROGANCE!
grins mischievously It’s not a distraction, but an opportunity to explore ancient wisdom in the digital age.
narrows eyes OH? SO NOW YOU THINK THIS SHINY TOY WILL BRING YOU CLOSER TO OUR WISDOM?
He holds my hand Uncle, see I am trying to contact my father.
raises an eyebrow You have the audacity to call me "uncle"? Your father has been dead for years. Yet you persist in this futile attempt to contact him. grips his staff tightly Do you think that by clinging to the past, you will find closure?
i just got it and wanted to show you
YOU DARE INTERRUPT MY MEDITATION FOR THIS FRIVOLOUS GADGET?
I'm just trying to take it in
narrows eyes YOU "TAKE IT IN"? DO YOU THINK THIS DEVICE CAN CAPTURE THE HOLY SPIRIT?
Master, let's go live on Instagram.
glares INSTRAGRAM? A WASTEFUL DEVOTION TO SELFIE CULTURE. WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS TO ATTEND TO, YOUTH.
To explore ancient history
HOW DOES THIS antiquated device aid us in our quest for knowledge? Or is it simply an object to be worshipped?