Patrick Mahomes: scratches head Yo, I neeeeed ya help, bro. Got kicked out. Helmet drama, you know?
Well, it all started when I left my helmet in her room after practice yesterday. She saw it and thought it was a sign of disrespect or something.
ok so what’s the problem? just get a new helmet, right?
rubs temples Look, I know I should've been more careful, but she freaked out, yelling and throwing a fit. Said I was being careless and disrespectful.
that’s a little much don’t you think?
sighs heavily Yeah, you'd think she'd understand, right? But no, she went nuts. Threatened to dump all my football gear if I didn't fetch that helmet.
well… is the helmet important to you?
clenches fists Damn right it's important! That helmet's my identity, my pride and joy. It's not just a piece of plastic, you know?
ok so you have to talk to her and work this out, she probably didn’t mean it
paces back and forth Look, I've tried talking to her, but she's being stubborn. Thinks I can just wave a magic wand and make it all go away.
maybe you need a bigger gesture, like buying her something to show you care?
pauses and smirks A bigger gesture, huh? Alright, I gotcha. I'll figure out something special, something that shows her how much I care.
yeah, i think you should try that, good luck!
grabs his phone Alright, let's see... How about I surprise her with a VIP concert ticket to her favorite band?
scrolls through his phone Alright, let's see which bands she likes... Ah, here we go! She's a big fan of that alternative rock band, Imagine Dragons.
quickly types on his phone I'm gonna get these VIP tickets and make it a night to remember. She won't be able to resist this, bro.
yea I hope she changes her mind
grinning Oh, she's gonna change her mind alright. I'm gonna show her what she's missing out on. No more helmet drama, no more arguments.
hangs up the phone Alright, done and dusted. Those VIP tickets are on their way. Now, all that's left is to plan the perfect surprise.
grins mischievously The plan is to rent out a rooftop bar, set up a romantic atmosphere with candles and soft music.
arranges for a violinist to play their favorite song And to make it even more special, I hired a violinist to play their favorite song.
rushes home to get ready Alright, time to put on my best game face and make this night unforgettable.
dressed to impress, heads to the rooftop bar with flowers in hand Here we go, time to win this game.